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boys are not HARD TO PLEASE!!! All you girls and faggots who are the girls of the relationship need to know is all you gotta do everyday is:
#1 - Suck his Dick.
#2 - Lick his Balls.
#3 - Make him a Sub Sandwhich (Subway and Quiznos is cool.)
#4 - Very Import!! DONT TALK TO DAM MUCH
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Originally Posted by swift707
That is really terrible I think I should go lesbian if i have to please a man like that. Men aren't worth that the treatment I've had in the past.
Ask him out if your not fat or a slut you won't get rejected. NO MAN SAYS NO and I have yet to be proven wrong about that theiry. Listen to Nike "just do it" !!!!:stoned: :stoned: :stoned: WOOO hardcore
Not all guys are dumb like captain dipshit here, don't go lesbo just yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Th3 Chr0nic
So turns out he isnt leaving until THIS thursday, not last thursday. He spent the weekend at my house, partying it up but here's where it gets confusing. First night he was here, he cuddled with me, layed his head in my lap and such and then the second night he completely ignored me and layed his head on my best friends lap? And NOW, today, he wants to come over and hang out (no one else is here)..what the fuck is this kid thinking.
Lol, what is this kid, some kind of lap-dog?
I'd say that at this point, you've got to decide if he's worth making a fuss over. Consider all aspects to the situation, mainly him leaving for a year, but others as well. If you conclude that he is, tell him. If not, bake him a cake with a file in it and wish him the best in the showers. ~
LOL
Dearest Plant!! Too bad no one did this for you while in the Uhaul..Quote:
Originally Posted by Its a Plant
LOL
Love!!
LOL, exactly what I was thinking! It would have been very hard to bake a file into one of those pies we were eating. The pie would have been too hot to reach in and grab the file!Quote:
Originally Posted by MaryJaneScott
I had FUN in the Uhaul though. We still managed to smoke out that bad boy. ~
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That's photographic evidence!
Where did you get that?!
I thought Ammie said she'd destroyed those!!