Poll: Should maryjaneinthecloset get to go out with me in 1 year?

Man, fuck pancakes :p as Mitch Hedberg used to say "As a comedian, you have to start the show strong and you have to end the show strong. Those are the two key elements. You can't be like pancakes. You're all happy at first, but then by the end, you're sick of 'em." FRENCH TOAST, now that is good shit..... mmm, if i wasn't lazy I'd go make me some, but I got chips and dip at hand, fuck it.

C'mon, God, you're being too hard on yourself. Ease up a little. You're very handsome! I'm sure that even if Mary Jane is married, there are going to be lots of other girls in Florida who'll welcome you with open arms. . . .

and open legs, can't forget that.

you fuckers just made me reallllly hungry and i have no food.

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Originally Posted by God v2.0

i'll post one that i already posted, its me lookin stupid with weird hair back when i was a little skinny, well i guess i still am.

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Wait until I tell grandma I have seen God's boobs. She will be so proud!

Don't you think you should reciprocate the favor MJS? ;)

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Originally Posted by God v2.0

i'll post one that i already posted, its me lookin stupid with weird hair back when i was a little skinny, well i guess i still am.

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LOL I pissed my pants LMFAO its not you its just the facial expression

whats so funny?

sorry i`m kinda baked i`m not laughing at u really its just that it seems ur trying to post a pic to impress maryjane and you give her that one where you have ur shirt off and...oh i dunno

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Originally Posted by God v2.0

i actually have been working out cause my arms are too skinny for my taste. I'm pretty strong, i can stand my own in a 1-on-1 fight thats for sure.

But heres a pic of my ugly, ugly face, i just snapped it with my phone hah.

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