What animal would you be?

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Originally Posted by puffpuffand away

`id b an eagle...they no total freedom...and as far as animals that have sex 4 pleasure...have u ever seen chimps...thats there life...and its all 4 pleasure...nastyest animal s on the planet

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is the throwing shit a mating ritual or is that just them being... nasty?

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

are you sure i sound like i'm on speed all the time, rather then me being a pot head (obviously) who doesn't just lay around doing nothing all day... cuz if you were to assume i was the sterotypical stoner, then saw/heard what i do, and how much and so on... that would create the same impression

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shut up i was just making a joke!

as was i...

fuck dolphins and anything else cute and cuddly. If your an animal (and I'm not saying I want to be one) you best be one that can hold it's own and destroy some shit if necessary. the lion sounds like a good bet at first, but its compromised by its dependence on the group. The elephant could rock some serious ass but the speed issue leaves it open to missle attacks from advanced primates (gasp, like us!!!!)
I like the idea of being an eagle but, then again, I dont't like being an over used symbol of western dominance.

Tiger is probably the best bet on this list. You've got speed, stealth, independense, and mild intelligence plus some pimp ass linen to be wearin out to those jungle raves (you dig the stripes baby?)

Snakes are whack, sure they're poisoness and all but I mean really, who wants to be something without legs (unless you can star next to Samuel L. Jackson)

If anything I'd be a cross between a polar bear and some kind of venomess spider.

I can see it now...... an eight legged, 10ft tall bear that can spit venom, stick to walls, and make huge webs to catch dolphins when they jump.

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

as was i...

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Well you are not very good at it you need to get a sense of humour to be honest

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Originally Posted by cannabis campbell

be honest do you ever see an ant and actually let it live?... no lol

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this bothered me so..


what are you, like 5 years old?
actually i know two 5 year olds smarter than that..
so you are behaving under 5 years old (which is the average life span of an ant btw)
making you the inferior species in this scenario

just curious, why you think something physically smaller than you has less rights to be here than you?

spread peace and love not death and violence :cool:

Ok so you can honestly tell me that you have never killed an ant on purpose?

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Originally Posted by cannabis campbell

Ok so you can honestly tell me that you have never killed an ant on purpose?

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Well yea when i was a little kid and didnt know any better

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Originally Posted by Euphoric

Well yea when i was a little kid and didnt know any better

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thats all i meant everyone has killed at ant so why would anyone wanna be one where as not as many lions or eagles get killed by humans thats all.

when i was younger, i used to take a shovel to one ant hill, throw part of it in a bucket, then go to a different ant hill, and throw a shovel full of those little buggers in the bucket. talk about a rumble!!!