First Timer with questions here

I remember my first time, i felt like i was 300 pounds, every step i was goin so slow, it was such an amazing high, now i get like just the laughy, regular high, which is still amazing, by the way, how old are you?? I never smoked out of tinfoil anything or a pop can.. If you wanna get really high your first time, get a blunt, if your in the us get a dutchmaster, if in canada get a philly or century, if in uk i don't know. a blunt will do it for you, don't fuck around with bongs just yet, learn to roll, and you're set.........

yea i dont know bongs were the first thing i smoked outta cuz i thought they were cool and thats what i smoked for my first time they aint hard if someone tell ya how to do it right