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Originally Posted by thebeancounter41
Yeah man its wierd those tens machines r good for all kindsa things. lol its very humourus when u place it on your ball sack:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
notice that bit in the jackass film? when their shocking their ball sacks? they r using a sorta tens machine lmao
replace with new adhesive pads lol
So I do hope you have been practising the tune - its very catchy. Here it is again
http://www.ww1photos.com/Mademoisell...mentieres.html
It was sung by British soldiers in the hellish trenches of WW1. The lyrics are my own - well mine and the Widows. Its about Love, College and the torment of existential angst......well mebbe not - but you can judge for yourselves
Likem, you know I was looking at your avatar - reminds me of a production of Metamorphosis that I saw many years ago on PBS before it that station turned to crap. It had elements like that in it - the dancers slithered sideways producing rapidly crossing shadows - very dramitic and a bit unsettling. Anyway one good character assassination deserves another doncha think? This is for you sweetie!
Sing along...
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Odius to Likem Clever - Altagid and the White Widow '06
Mademoiselle from Dubya U - Parlez vous!
Mademoiselle from Dubya U - Parlez vous!
You dont have to know her long
She's the reason men go wrong!
Hinkey Dinkey Parlez Vous!
Mademoiselle from Dubya U - Parlez vous!
Mademoiselle from Dubya U - Parlez vous!
She's got four legs. She's got no boobs!
She slithers around thats the way she moves!
Hinkey Dinkey Parlez Vous!
Oh she like's them clever yes she does!- Parlez vous!
Oh she likes them clever sure she does!- Parlez vous!
She likes 'em smart She likes 'em dumb
And she likes six inches in her bum!
Hinkey Dinkey Parlez Vous!
Oh the Prof he says its failing grade! - Parlez vous!
Oh the Prof he says its failing grade! - Parlez vous!
Oh the Prof he says its failing grade
Bend over the table I'll give you an A!
Hinkey Dinkey Parlez Vous!
Oh she took trig and algebra II - Parlez vous!
Oh she took trig and algebra II - Parlez vous!
Oh she took trig and algebra II
And fucked her way through calculus too!
Hinkey Dinkey Parlez Vous!
She'll do it for As she'll do it for Bs - Parlez vous!
She'll do it for As she'll do it for Bs - Parlez vous!
Oh she'll do it for A she'll do it for Bs
Fridays she'll even do it for Ds
Hinkey Dinkey Parlez Vous!
Oh she slithers around with her ass in air - Parlez vous!
Oh she slithers around with her ass in air - Parlez vous!
Oh she slithers around with her ass in air
So you can stick it in here
Or stick it in there
Hinkey Dinkey Parlez Vous!
She'll do it for As she'll do it for Bs - Parlez vous!
She'll do it for As she'll do it for Bs - Parlez vous!
Oh she'll do it for A she'll do it for Bs
But she always does it on her knees!
Hinkey Dinkey Parlez Vous!
Oh the Dean he says "Its hard to come back" - Parlez vous
Oh the Dean he says "Its hard to come back" - Parlez vous
Oh the Dean he says "Its hard to come back"
But you can earn your degree while on your back
Hinkey Dinkey Parlez Vous!
Oh the day she blew the football team - Parlez vous!
Oh the day she blew the football team - Parlez vous!
Oh the day she blew the football team
she swallowed it all till she turned green!
Hinkey Dinkey Parlez Vous
Likemclever from Dubya U - Parlez vous!
Likemclever from Dubya U - Parlez vous!
You dont have to know her long
She's the reason men go wrong!
Hinkey Dinkey Parlez Vous
Hinkey Dinkey Parlez Vous[/[/align]
Itā??s French how suitingā?¦. although I think itā??s more traditional to sing the song while in the process of running.
Keep it up and you my one day too join the ranks of all those other French song writers.
Really?? Have you not read the CANNABIS.COM Message Boards - Quality Marijuana and Hemp Information Rules?Quote:
Originally Posted by altagid
Careful what ya post dude...cuz thats just CRAP... Have a good one!!:thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by CANNABIS.COM Message Boards - Quality Marijuana and Hemp Information Rules
Ocram I did see that - I am not convinced it holds water. Anyways its moot - as I said I have no intention of going down that road. If it came off as a threat against CC - that was not my intention and I apologize. Even if I did have a strong case I would not dream of taking CC to task over it. I was trying to make a point that this is a serious matter.
I'm thinking, it WAS a serious matter. Mebbe you just like seeing a thread with the same name as you?
But as for being careful what I post - it seems to me that if I did that I would be the only one.
Look at this yoyo! He must have cracked his head against the edge of the door while trying to walk into the room. No fucking idea what's going on but he has an opinion anyway!
Please people stop sending me money! OK? I have no where to put it all - I am just going to have to throw it out! And the mailman is getting kind of ticked off too. Y'all are so kind but that really is enough!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
Weeden you betcha I do! ;) I love it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Weeden
Now look, I tried to do this man to man in private emails. It was NOT my choice to fight this out in public. This thread was created FOR me with my name on it as a deliberate challenge - well I step up to that sort of thing.
You are right its no longer serious. I have seen off the serious part and now I am having fun. Something wrong with that? I took a lot of shit from that worthless cunt and now I am going to enjoy myself a bit.
Let me be clear on something here. For me this is not some high school popularity contest. I dont care if y'all like me or think I am an asshole. What I am after is respect. By that I mean people think twice before they talk that kind of shit to me. Respect first - friends later
No no no! Sweetie, it's English. Its an English song making fun of the French. Get it? Likely you don't. You really should have done some of the homeworks you know? Was your French Prof circumcised? Just curious.Quote:
Originally Posted by likemclever
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Oh she took French and Japanese - Parlez vous
Oh she took French and Japanese - Parlez vous
Oh she took French and Japanese
Passed them both while on her knees!
Hinkey Dinkey Parlez Vous[/align]
Actually I am about ready to "stick a fork in it" but if anyone wants to go a couple more rounds - I am up for that too