shit in your pants in public

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Originally Posted by Swizzy89304

This is the best thread ever.
I think the mods should share their experiences aswell.

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but mods don't shit...

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Originally Posted by del...

but mods don't shit...

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And if they do, it comes out smelling of roses.

Never........apart from when i was in nappys i suppose..........or the time a very big bouncer tried to attack me, lucky i can run

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Originally Posted by friendowl

just bored of the normal threads.
cmon dont be shy.

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one time i was taking a shortcut through a horse field.. well there was this horse i knew ( it ws our field and horses) and i was walking and he kicked me hitting my thumb then chest then neck i was ok but i blacked out and shit my self went took a shower then my parents made me go to E.R. just gave me some pills....i think .

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Originally Posted by mrdevious

Well I might as well add my stories.


(and this ones actually pretty funny if you read to the end)

- when I was 10 me and my best friend, who always hung out together, both must have caught the same virus or bacteria or whatever it was, because we both got what we referred to as "molases". For a whole 2 weeks every so often some of this thick liquidy crap (sorry about the image:p ) would just suddenly seep out for no reason. the first time it happened to him, and he s.

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thats what ya call anal seepage

i shit my pants religeously , on sundays as my donation to god

Although it never happened to me (At least i ant remember :o ) But my friend in 6th grade chugged a bottle of tobasco sauce. ABout an hour later he was walking down the street during a parade and went to fart and shit his pants really bad, it was so sick and funny. lol

Okay, now this is just getting disgusting...

I was walking down the street with my friend and we were having a farting contest. Needless to say i tried to fart so bad i shit myself a little. And im like "CHARLIE WE HAVE TO GO BACK NOW!!" honestly it was so embarrassing but it was hilarious.

Also i have this neighbor kid across the street. He would always hang out with his older brother and I and he was pretty annoying. Anyways he is like 11 now and still wears pull ups to bed incase he wets the bed. He also would pick his but and then sniff it! Gross as fuck!