"Just grab it, Maggie, Just grab it"
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"Just grab it, Maggie, Just grab it"
"It's as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like, uh, getting the feeling of coming in a gym, I'm getting the feeling of coming at home, I'm getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night. I mean, it's terrific. Right? So you know, I am in heaven."
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you can't slip Spicoli past me man!Quote:
Originally Posted by king kong bong
First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, well, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those tiny, white pants. It's just so illogical, about being a Smurf, you know?...... I mean, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
p.s. frank went 2 get beerr
donnie darko.Quote:
Originally Posted by chakruh
of course not. hahahQuote:
Originally Posted by chakruh
I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving
apocalypse now.Quote:
Originally Posted by chakruh
Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm SUPERFLY T.N.T, I'm the GUNS OF THE NAVARONE. In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in the back? You're the motherfucker should be on brain detail. We're fuckin' switchin' right now. I'm washin' the windows and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull.
AHH HAHAHA@SLJ pulp fucking fictionnesQuote:
Originally Posted by king kong bong
wait wait...
"are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"