He's usually alright but he had drunk way too much. Because he had bought 3 drinks and wasnt allowed into somewhere with them so he had the choice of drinking them altogether or chuck them. Think you can guess which he chose lol.
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He's usually alright but he had drunk way too much. Because he had bought 3 drinks and wasnt allowed into somewhere with them so he had the choice of drinking them altogether or chuck them. Think you can guess which he chose lol.
Yeah, it's better that way;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Whos Carl
The best "dumb place to smoke" story I know of didn't really happen to me, but I winessed it and was sort of involved. One day back in high school my friend comes up to me between classes and suggests we go smoke a bowl. I told him no way, we'd get busted but he suggested that we just go behind the building at the edge of the school. All the classroom doors opened to the outdoors so the fact that we were outside was nothing unusual.
Anyhow, I still told him I didn't want to do it but let him borrow my pipe. He went around the corner of the building and had me wait close by so I could shout if anyone was coming. After a couple of minutes he comes back around the corner and to prove he wasn't going to get busted he decided to hold in a big hit and blow it in my face. Only problem was it wasn't my face he blew it in. Just as he came around the corner the door opened up, the teacher walked out, and before he realized what he was doing he blasted the teacher with a full hit from about a foot away. The look on both of their faces was classic and they both just stood there in amazement, staring at each other, for at least a minute. Finally my friend takes off running and actually managed to get away.
The best part happened about a week later. We were standing around talking when the teacher comes up from behind my friend, puts his hand on his shoulder and says "Ahh, my smoking friend" . My friend starts freaking out and tells the teacher that he was so scared by what happened he had changed his entire life. He stopped smoking, stopped drinking, and even started going to church. LOL, I don't know if the teacher beleived him or just didn't want to deal with it but he actually let him go and just told my friend that he better not smoke behind his classroom again.
That was almost 20 years ago but everytime I get together with that guy we still talk about that time and laugh our asses off.
I'd have shit myself if i blew a fat hit into a teacher's face! lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fengzi
Pretty cool that you remember it in so much detail and still talk about it with your mates :D
in my grandmother's bathroom
under these stairs. it wasn't that stupid, but a lot of people were around and you could smell it. this guy came down and was like.. "dude, you guys got some weed?"(we had a lit pipe...duh!) we were like yeah. he says" can i buy some?" i had a 1/2 ounce on me. i sold him an eighth. these were like 25 year old guys and i am like 15. it was funny
we were drunk and lit a bowl in the middle of the street. we hit it a few times and were liek, hey we are in the god damn street, this probably isnt a good idea
Last new years me and some friends were smoking meth on a really congested road, very wasted that night.
I rolled up a jay and then realized I was late for work so I just blazed that fattie on the way to work, just held it out the window and didnt care. The thing is I always see AT LEAST 1 cop on the way to work and I did that time too but he was in the oncoming lane stoped at the front of the intersection so when i passed him i made sure to blow a hit out my window at him.
all over the university of houston campus one night, with a few friends, and a bong...
on a bench outside in the middle of the jester dorm at the university of texas...that was a daily thing basically my freshman year...it was far enough away where you couldn't tell what we were doing...but still in plain view of people walking by...
never even a close call there, surprisingly.