......u might be a stoner

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Originally Posted by NightProwler

if in the sexuality forum, you said you would choose weed over sex for the rest of you life, your a stoner.

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im 42 yrs old dude ive had way more than my share of women in my day... and i still have a good strong right hand grip..of coarse i would choose weed over a women now ..the weed give's you so much and doesnt ask you to take out the garbage or to talk and cuddle after sex or yell at you when you spend the rent money on going to a concert or spend it on weed and weed doesnt get angry at you for having differant weed.....now if i was still in my 20' or 30's it would deff. be another story...

id say youre a stoner if you make the same mistake of walking too close to someone over and over and over and over.. and you feel sorry every time.

If you are high and eating food while trying to get to this message board, so it takes 20 minutes to find it, you might be a stoner.

Its tuna fish, too..

If you have calluses on your hand where you grip and twist your grinder, then I'd say you probably are a stoner...

if u read this agree with practically every1 then try and add 1 and cum back the nxt day and realise it made no sense then ur a stoner.

Oh and if u watch kids programs and think loads of the jokes r made for stoners wen its really 4 10 yr old kids

dude.... alll most alll of these are true mor me.... like maybe 40 out of 56....

if u ever sit in the rain and think that it sounds picturesque then u might be a stoner.

you might be a stoner when you start a small fire in your room and laugh for half an hour while your sister is sleeping just outside your door.

If you try to unscrew the top of every coke can you pick up... you might be a stoner.

If the pencil holder on your desk is full of an assortment of different sized pens and non of them work...you might be a stoner