Your stoner slang...

I had this swiss-german metal head snowboarder roomate once.

He used to roll awesome j's euro-style (with a little tobacco)

He asked me what we called joints in america. So I told him we call them joints or "spliffs" like in the UK.

"Spleeefs?" He said.

I thought that was hilarious so everytime he rolled one up. I was like "What's up with that SPLEEF dude.."

He was like "YA, Doode. I roolled a spleeef mein freund."

We used to drink Heinekens too. So the rountine got to be called a "Spleef n' Hein" or "Spleef en Hein" which sounded German to me.

i have a lot of different friends in different groups, so a lot of the slang up here and

tampon - a dime bag hidden in a tampon (i had a friend i used to help out and so she didn't get caught i used to hide it in tampon applicators. that's where i used to hide my dank shit in my room)

camping - it's used when someone forgets to hit the bong and makes everyone in the circle wait; also use other words about camping, setting up camp, setting up a tent etc.
ex. - mike forgets to hit, someone else says "hey mike, you're camping." or "hey mike, what are you doing, setting up camp?"

stuck - when you zone out and you're just sitting there and thinking, not paying attention to people or conversation around you.

we used to use campin but now we use sleepin.

the mad note- extra cool
I'm the mad note!

Krippy- someone who is incapable of doing anything when high.
I been asking Dag to get me a drink for a minute now he just stares off, yo.
You know better, Dag's a fucking krippy.

holy chitlins, this is the most hilarious thread ever. i love it.
here are a few of my slangings:

JEWFRO-a loosely packed blunt. named after a jewish friend with big hair that couldn't roll.

NEWLYWED-a newbie to the drug world, someone who is just starting to learn how to smoke. smoking is a lifetime commitment, like marriage. so when u just start smoking, your'e a newlywed.

DIAPER-a soggy joint thats too wet from spit to smoke

BEER GOGGLES-the opposite of a designated driver.Meaning, you're going to be drinking. EX) ''Pat's driving tonite so I can be the beer goggles"

BAGGIE-a stoned person that's being annoying. Named after a kid who was being too annoying, so we put a plastic bag on his head. EX) "quit being such a baggie"

KRUNK-another word for crank. EX) krunk it up, i love this song.

RETARD- a joint that falls apart, cause whoever rolled it is a retard for messing it up

DRIVER-the first person to hit the joint

MIDGE-a dime baggie, because its a midget ziploc bag.

FONANGLE, SHLEPPIN-what happens when you try to talk with cottonmouth.

SALAD-shwag

NUKE-a tall bong

FOOG-a female dealer, named after Anita Fooglin; the chick dealer in my 'hood

CUDDLE-taking too many hits on your turn EX) 'Quit cuddling with the bong'

MATCHBOY-a young dealer

BUNG-a homemade bong

REEF LAUREN- heavy scent of weed. named after the the perfume, polo ralph lauren. EX) 'your car smells like reef lauren.'

UNCLE SMILEY-weeds.

ARTHRITIS-when a person can't roll joints EX) 'youre joints are so bad, you must have arthritis'

GUTTER-the last person to hit.

hahaha I smoke out of a bung!

and we called them diapers too..nice crossover reference. I wonder how much slang is regional.

Drop that fire in that T and burn it up.

ketamine monkey- for when someone just goes all comatose from smokin too much...used to happen a lot when we were younger, lol.

oh, i forgot. My fave expression - Nasty Lasties- the hot, cardboardy roach, when the J is almost gone..."you want nasty lasties?"