do you name your pieces

i also had a sweet home made bong named bong bong. but we sunk him in the lake.

Bong Jovi

i always call my bong, weed, or alcohal "birthday presants" because the first time i got drunk was from a big ass bottle of tequila that my friend gave me for my birthday.

i have a homemade bong a call JIFFY-BONG or just jiffy because the bottom piece that caps the tube off is a jiffy peanutbutter jar lid.

I have this wood pipe that we call "Captain Ahab" because it looked like a boat to us. Plus it's a sweet code phrase to use "wanna go take a ride with the good captain"


haha shit yeah I get happy just thinking about how funny that is when were already high.

with my pipe named liberace, my brother and i could be in front of my mom like "wanna rock out to liberace on the way to school today?" we'd get weird looks but she didn't suspect we were blazin.

i have a pipe called mellow yellow one called big head one call my cousin a bubbler called green machine a pipe called stinger a pipe called stinger a bong called napoleon another pipe called purple dick a pipette called wee orange a bong called the turkey baster a bong called flashlight a bong called the alien and a pipe called eskimo
that was tough

im rich wat can i say

i named my most recent bowl herschel and i had this old shitty bubbler who i used to call old blue but that broke

I call my bowl vanilla twilight