Some people are sick on Ebay maybe me ?

If you guys think a knicker sniffer is bad then you live in a bubble, lol.

Read The Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices by Brenda Love.

Chrematistophilia - Arousal from being charged for sex or robbed.
Thalpotentiginy - Arousal caused by heat or warm weather.
Hyphephilia - Arousal from touching fabrics.
Jactitation - Refers to those who become aroused from bragging about their own sexual exploits.

And thats the reasonably "nice" ones.

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Originally Posted by psychocat

Jactitation - Refers to those who become aroused from bragging about their own sexual exploits.

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LOL!...wow...one of the funniest things ive heard all year! full of yourself to the EXTREME!

lol sorry i was drunk last night when i said that lol.Im sure i would have given u 5 bucks though for your load sock.It could come in handy for me when the boyfriend shits me i could threaten him with the load sock lol.

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Originally Posted by psychocat

Thalpotentiginy - Arousal caused by heat or warm weather.

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I think I have this one...seriously.

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Originally Posted by jacquelyne

lol sorry i was drunk last night when i said that lol.Im sure i would have given u 5 bucks though for your load sock.It could come in handy for me when the boyfriend shits me i could threaten him with the load sock lol.

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lol...its a shame...im gonna have to level with ya...i dont even have a load sock...i tend to wear my socks on my feet and not blow my manly juices in them. just so u kno, if i had a load sock, i woulda sold it if u woulda bought it...lol

lol
i can believe those things about getting aroused because i really do get horny when i see sexy boots.Only certain ones.Thats true.

Speaking of weird things to be aroused by:

How about http://pub13.bravenet.com/forum/1042806729 ? Or, The Official Female Fart Forum, as you may better know it. ^.^ Thanks somethingawful for showing me that site. I've really learned alot about how pathetic my fellow man is. -laughs-

" I leaned down and smelled the seat where the super hot girls amazing ass sat for at least 5 minutes straight...
It smelled like pure girl farts... a strong fart essence was present in the felt padded seat cushion, I started buggin out. I kept smelling the cushion for as long as the smell's odor retained it's embodiment. I was in heaven with the sexy fumes that only lasted a couple of minutes. I buried my face into the seat cushion smelling this HOT girls candy farts. I was so happy that day."

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Originally Posted by Encatuse

" I leaned down and smelled the seat where the super hot girls amazing ass sat for at least 5 minutes straight...
It smelled like pure girl farts... a strong fart essence was present in the felt padded seat cushion, I started buggin out. I kept smelling the cushion for as long as the smell's odor retained it's embodiment. I was in heaven with the sexy fumes that only lasted a couple of minutes. I buried my face into the seat cushion smelling this HOT girls candy farts. I was so happy that day."

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WTF?!?!?!?! you've got to be shitting me? someone really did that and then wrote about it after? "I buried my face into the seat cushion smelling this HOT girls candy farts."....thats hot...*coughthatguyisfuckedupcough*

thats sick lol

Flatuphilia ,Eproctolagniac and Eproctophilia - Arousal from flatulence
Meatotomy - Refers to an incision or tearing done to enlarge the urethra , using increasingly larger objects to further open the urethra . Some men enlarge the urethra to such an extent that they are able to insert the glans penis of another man into the tip of their penis.