Nude man charged with having sex with table

Having sex with a picnic table sounds great in the beginning, but it gets boring after awhile, because the table just lays there.

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Originally Posted by dragonrider

Having sex with a picnic table sounds great in the beginning, but it gets boring after awhile, because the table just lays there.

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Sounds like those table pics inspired some hands on experimenting.

oh my gosh this thread is getting sooooooo wrong!!

I know I'm never gonna boink a picnic table

OOPS!! I don't wanna jynx myself, I better *knock on wood*

I wonder if they ever get "board" and switch it up, like maybe the table gets on top. Or if they have cookouts with the neighbors: "Hey, Tom, you got some mayonnaise all over your table" "Oh Bill thats not mayonnaise" I bet a park pavilion would be like a desert oasis to him.

Too funny sis .
I now have reoccouring images of that robot slammin the jukebox and washing machine on Robot Chicken for some reason .

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If I were going to hump some furniture, I don't think I'd go for table. Maybe a big beanbag chair. Hell, yeah! I'd TOTALLY hit dat beanbag chair!

Wow LOL...too much thought into that.

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Originally Posted by QueenCheefer

Wow LOL...too much thought into that.

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C'mon. Tell me you never thought about the beanbag chair.

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

Mmmmmmmm just looking at them makes you think naughty things....

I mean just look at how "wet" that one is.





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Aloha rebgirl

Shows how much you know.
All those tables are males.:D



Weezard

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Originally Posted by Weezard

Aloha
Shows how much you know.
All those tables are males.:D
Weezard

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Aloha Weezard,
Oh my god you mean they don't have a hole, that sucks i quite fancied one of them I reckon that would make me a gay table fucker.:eek:
I must make an appointment with my shrink.