ate so much cheese that...
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ate so much cheese that...
i had to smoke some more pot to settle my self the woner came and said..
that cheese was old and had maggits in it. I...
said thats a lie they were just small worms not maggots...
the owner said, my mistake, those were blood sucking leaches!
So, I took the leeches and headed off on my fishing boat to catch some...
mermaids because i was horny, the boat sprang a leak...
....and potato soup, but i wasnt hungry, so instead i asked for....
A stick of chewing gum that was designed to...
make me see bugs bunny directing rough porn with morgan freeman but instead i saw ......