Waiting for the most beautiful girl in the world to get home from work so I can get her stoned and make her french toast.
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Waiting for the most beautiful girl in the world to get home from work so I can get her stoned and make her french toast.
put somthin on freakshow :)
i just finished scratchin my balls so i could type this message. :thumbsup:
this girl i was about to fuck tomorrow just got with my best friend...
Im tryin to down a pint of Captain Morgan. Who's with me?
I am with you.Quote:
Originally Posted by ToDrunkToFish
Isnt Gentlemen's Jack just Crown Royal? :wtf:
it's raining, it's cold, it's windy and i've got to work outside today, i'd rather be indoors with a bottle of captain morgan and a few blunts.
good best friend you got there, at least you got your right hand lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by randomname4888
me and my girl are about to fuck:hippy:
im watchin a show about UFO's. this shit is crazy, there is a pile of wood next to me in my living room. im halfnaked on a couch. my neibor has 2 horses, and there is a heard of deer living in the graveyard north of my house. i want to shoot one of them and eat it, but i dont think the neibors next door would like that. half of them are mentally retarded, and one is blind, and the rest are crippled and mental. its a special needs place. during the summer, you can hear them making their wierd noises, and one guy sits on the corner hunched over and waves at me every time i drive by.