pass piss test evrytime. (Not Really but a good discussion on Certo/Pectin)
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Originally Posted by ClosetSmoker24
Okay... I have looked at soooo many forums that question the Certo method. Im sick of wondering if it works, and so I am going to conduct a little experiment.
At 3:20 PM today I dank a bottle of powerade mixed with a packet of Certo.
At 3:30 PM I filled the empty bottle back up with water and downed it.
At 3:50 I peed...
At 4:05 peed again
At 4:10 I filled the bottle up again, and sipped on it until 4:20, and took 2 asprin (Just heard it helps)
At 4:30 peed again
At 5:20 I took a home drug test ($45.00 at Walmart). I began to fill the Cup midstream.
I PASSED THAT FUCKR!!!!!!!
Hell yes! I smoked last night! I dont know bout yal but i know what works 4 me!
that method has worked for many years in the truck driving profession HOWEVER if the check for adulterants they will find your creatine levels out of sync i failed my last one and am without a job for almost 2 years funny though the one i failed the MRO was ????? wtf also note that i had been randomed 2 times in the previous month by a different lab no problems dont know if this lab does it different or if now testing for that substance .:wtf:just a heads up
pass piss test evrytime. (Not Really but a good discussion on Certo/Pectin)
The labs dont check for the pectin product per se, they check the creatinine and specific gravity levels to see if a person had drank an overabundant amount of fluids in an effort to pass a U/A. Drinking gallons of water (whether mixed with the pectin product or not) before the U/A will cause the creatinine and SG to take a nosedive, resulting in a "too-dilute" ruling.
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that method has worked for many years in the truck driving profession HOWEVER if the check for adulterants they will find your creatine levels out of sync
Creatinine and SG checks are mandatory on all DOT tests.
http://www.dot.gov/ost/dapc/NEW_DOCS...9_20080625.pdf
http://www.dot.gov/ost/dapc/NEW_DOCS...IFR_200411.pdf
pass piss test evrytime. (Not Really but a good discussion on Certo/Pectin)
Does anyone know if this works with THC along with other drugs?
pass piss test evrytime. (Not Really but a good discussion on Certo/Pectin)
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Originally Posted by bluntmasta420
Does anyone know if this works with THC along with other drugs?
Nope it doesn't work, so if you want to pass read the Dilution and Substitution threads at the top of the forum. Also, this a cannabis site and we don't discuss other drugs.
pass piss test evrytime. (Not Really but a good discussion on Certo/Pectin)
Ive done this and its worked many times. I love cannabis and smoke 5-6 blunts a day. I was on reporting probation, and had random drug testing. I had to call a number every day, and if they called my color (red) then i would have to piss. I had to do this at least 1-2 every week. I didnt use certo or pectin, i used SureGel, same thing. But how i did it, id call my number, if i had to go in then i would go to Kroger and get suregel and a purple gatorade (the big ones from gas stations). i would take a big ass drink to clear about 2" of room, and pour the suregel in. mix it all up (better if its warm). there will still be lots of clumps and shit at the bottom. i would drink this 1-2 hours before the test, and made sure to piss 3 times before i went, and take a water with me on the way and kill that on the way. then had to wait in the line and by then i feel like im gonna burst, then when i piss its clean every time. i went to jail in the end though, but only because i started saying fuck it and quit goin lol. they said if i went to jail for the 3months then they would take me off probation, and they did.
It works for me!
pass piss test evrytime. (Not Really but a good discussion on Certo/Pectin)
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Originally Posted by TreesNoSeeds
Ive done this and its worked many times. I love cannabis and smoke 5-6 blunts a day. I was on reporting probation, and had random drug testing. I had to call a number every day, and if they called my color (red) then i would have to piss. I had to do this at least 1-2 every week. I didnt use certo or pectin, i used SureGel, same thing. But how i did it, id call my number, if i had to go in then i would go to Kroger and get suregel and a purple gatorade (the big ones from gas stations). i would take a big ass drink to clear about 2" of room, and pour the suregel in. mix it all up (better if its warm). there will still be lots of clumps and shit at the bottom. i would drink this 1-2 hours before the test, and made sure to piss 3 times before i went, and take a water with me on the way and kill that on the way. then had to wait in the line and by then i feel like im gonna burst, then when i piss its clean every time. i went to jail in the end though, but only because i started saying fuck it and quit goin lol. they said if i went to jail for the 3months then they would take me off probation, and they did.
It works for me!
Oh, please. What worked for you was the dilution factor thats associated with the pectin and not the pectin itself. :rolleyes:
Stop trying to perpetuate the pectin myth.
pass piss test evrytime. (Not Really but a good discussion on Certo/Pectin)
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Originally Posted by FakeBoobsRule
WOW!!!
That is one of the most insane things I have ever read here.
Have you had any classes in biology and if you did were you paying attention in them?
Why would you think THC is stored in your stomach? Let me repeat that. Why would you think THC is stored in your stomach? Why would you think Certo creates a barrier in your stomach? Why would you think things go from your stomach straight into your urine? Think about what you just wrote and honestly tell me if any of that makes sense. Certo doesn't coat anything, not your stomach, not your blood vessels, not your kidneys, not your bladder, nothing. To think things enter your body and go through it untouched shows how horrible this explanation is on how you passed. Furthermore, to try to tell people this explanation is even worse because their freedom, jobs, or child may depend on passing a drug test.
I have done my research on Certo though and this is what I have found:
Those that have passed usually are also diluting at the same time they take the certo. Many will mix it into a bottle of gatorade then fill the bottle with water and drink it down, which ends up being about the fluid amount used in dilution.
Certo can also have a slight diuretic effect. Finally, certo contains fruit pectin, which is a form of soluble fiber. I have called the makers of certo, which I think is Kraft, and asked them how much soluble fiber is in a box of certo. All they can tell me is that it has soluble fiber in the form of pectin but they don't know how much (at least the operators for the 800 number didn't have access to that info). In fact, I think the product code is this: 4300029320. See, on the box it says less than 1 gram per serving but there are 64 servings in a box. So that could be anywhere from nearly 0 to almost 64 grams.
Why is soluble fiber important. Your body eliminates most THC metabolites through renal and hepatic elimination (BenDover, that would be your kidneys and liver). Hepatic elimination results in THC metabolites excreted through your feces. Soluble fiber can help prevent these metabolites from being reabsorbed from your feces back into your body. Next, soluble fiber removes bile from your intestine. Your body must then replace the bile so your body pulls cholesterol from the blood to make bile. This process can help make more THC metabolites available for elimination by the liver and less metabolites available for elimination by the kidneys thus less in the urine.
So, most people who pass using certo are probably passing because they are diluting and adding soluble fiber to the dilution process.
I would like for Kraft to tell me exactly how much fiber is in a box of certo but until then, I continue to recommend Metamucil because that is a good source of soluble fiber and I know how much fiber is in it per serving.
Still, better yet, forget smoking while on probation and substitute for your employment tests.
With your low post count and a post filled with incorrect info on human physiology, I hope people will understand the saying "consider the source" and not depend on your method to pass. Ballons, barriers, not touching your stomach walls, what a load of shit.
Naming this thread pass every time when you post such poor information on how the human body works is completely irresponsible.
Hey you seem to be the guy to ask. So what say you about redi-clean, I've only have a week before the big test and I'm thinking I'm good with this bottle of fruit punch that runs for 35 bucks in my area
pass piss test evrytime. (Not Really but a good discussion on Certo/Pectin)
im not sure if i am posting this in the right spot or w/e but i took a drug test at labcorp monday morning, and everything was fine i used sythetic urine and it was the correct temp, the lady told me it would take 24-48 hours for the results, and im still waiting to hear back from my employer, should i be worried? or is it just me being a woman over analyzing the situation lol
pass piss test evrytime. (Not Really but a good discussion on Certo/Pectin)
i was going to do this until i saw FBR post.:thumbsup:
pass piss test evrytime. (Not Really but a good discussion on Certo/Pectin)
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Hey you seem to be the guy to ask. So what say you about redi-clean, I've only have a week before the big test and I'm thinking I'm good with this bottle of fruit punch that runs for 35 bucks in my area
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im not sure if i am posting this in the right spot or w/e but i took a drug test at labcorp monday morning, and everything was fine i used sythetic urine and it was the correct temp, the lady told me it would take 24-48 hours for the results, and im still waiting to hear back from my employer, should i be worried? or is it just me being a woman over analyzing the situation lol
Both of these posts should have their own threads because they have nothing to do with the topic of this thread.
