Write at least 2 sentences that rhyme

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I keep an oh-zee in my pants.
"Is that a fat sack or are you just glad to see me?"
That's just my bong.
It's 18 inches long.
I keep it in there so the girls think it's my weenie.
:pimp::pimp::pimp::pimp::pimp::silly::pimp:
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Originally Posted by FakeBoobsRule

Hi.
Bye.

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WINNER. lol

Wake,
Bake.

Legalize mary jane, rite the bleep now

Smoke that stuff and you'll say wow

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Originally Posted by psteve

Wake,
Bake.

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Repeat.
Repeat.
Repeat.
Repeat.

There is a man directly to
My right, and as I write to you
He types with might and vigor, too
Damn hard upon his typing tool.

Upon his giant frame there rests a shirt of salmon hue..
Its wrinkled, and its faded, but I doubt he knows or cares.
His glasses rest upon his nose, his face a stubbly mess,
He stares at his computer screen, completely unaware.

With repititious strikes and clicks, he maneuvers through the web,
A tangled mess of stimuli, all pre-interconnected.
He tries to yahoo for his answers, for he is confused and lost.
But I have only 20 seconds left, my rhyming time is naught.

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Originally Posted by CanaDanKs Inc.

amazon just sent me a package
that Ive been wanting for ages
its a secret book on dim mak
which shows how to break a back

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Is this book perhaps shaded red?
A man on the cover, dark from toe to head?
Is it written by a man with a doctorate in
Osteopathic Medicine?

If so, I bought that same damn book.
From the same damn site, with the same damn look.
And though its rather complicated,
I learned it all, then meditated.

Oh please take me away
Or i will rhyme and waste my day
Like happened yesterday
When nothing i had to say
But kept rhyming with no end
Like if i had all the time to spend.
Its cool to rhyme in english
Cause you can rhyme wish with fish
Or light with night or tree with sea
Unrelated as they may be.

my friends call me a stoner
girls all love my boner