salad tossing ... dont like it dont read it lol

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Originally Posted by crudemood

i work at a restaurant and my job for that day was to prep the salads in the morning for the others to portion it properly for the customers. so we ran out of salads and the girl had run out of salads so as i was making it i had to mix the spring mix into the ice burg lettuce and she had come up to me and said that i had tossed her salad. At that time i had NO idea what she meant, and when i asked her she got all silent.. lol. but now that i know what that means, she's pretty damn kinky! dang.

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omg LOL too funny lol

this thread is funny as fuck

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Originally Posted by GraziLovesMary

Well so would I, my cultured friend

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+Reputation for creating a pun on yogurt. Puns amuse me to the absolute highest caliber.

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Greenjeans

It's not you...you just need to train your mate;) I never liked cunnilingus either, until I was 26 and met someone who was really good at it. Then I started to understand what all the fuss was about.

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hehe thats what I tell the women that say they dont like it. Well, honestly when I hear them say it I just kinda smile to myself and say nothing :p

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Originally Posted by couch-potato

+Reputation for creating a pun on yogurt. Puns amuse me to the absolute highest caliber.

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Lol it just kinda hit me.... like a dollop of Daisy's.

Wait... thats sour cream...

shit.

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Originally Posted by stinkyattic

A LONG-ASSED TIME.
F'real. Ideally someone I've LIVED with and know their personal hygiene routine... haha

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Really!
For us adults that are married or have SO's it's quite easy to shower together and get all squeeky clean. :)

What exactly are we talking about here? The hind-lick maneuver? I knew it was good for choking, but is it good for sex too?

I have a relative who is a flight attendant and kind of clueless. We were having a family barbeque, getting the food set out, and someone asked, "Who wants to toss the salad? Heehee...toss the salad! Heehee!"
She stepped up and said, "Oh, I'll toss the salad! We do it all the time for the passengers in first class!"
"Damn!" I said, "That's why those tickets are so freakin' expensive!"

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Originally Posted by Veratyr Star

Lickin the poop hole?

No thanks.

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hahaha.

I got a hairy mutha fuckin ass!!!!!

THAT SHIT WOULD BE HILLARIOUS IF A GIRL ASKED TO DO ME.