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Hmm, I don't think I've been "caught"...if so, I don't know about it. I don't have any weird place where I've masturbated, but I've masturbated in a lot of different places. I've done it while driving (standard, btw), in a fancy restaurant where they had a looong table cloth, after ordering food, plenty of times in public restrooms, all the time at tanning salons, bars...
well i to have gave my self a good tug in my local diy store but i did it in the toilet that is for customers with a disability what you do is get your man out pull the help cord and try and shoot before some one opens the door from the outside thats danger wanking(well it said above the door do it your self)Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightcrewman
so i did
one more time i gave it a pull was when i was on a train this blind chick sat across from me with her dog(she was great looking) i could not help myself i just got it out gave it a good old pulling and droped my full load all over the floor she was talking to my all the way through it that made it all the more fun and her dog licked up every last drop off the floor and when she got off the train she said bye it was nice to meet me.
that's how i feel....and wth is up with jacking off at school i mean i know the same thing all the time gets boring but damn i wouldn't do that.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Enough Herb
oh yea and ifyour expecting me to talk about masturbating go ahead and skip this cuz i don't have too much intresting to add....but here are some pretty weird places....once when i was on a long trip with my ex girlfriend with her grandma driving (neither one of us 18) and let me give you some info about the grandma...she is like over baringly christian she wouldn't even let us sleep in the same room or me and her in the living room. well after about an hour we started making out and then she grabbed my dickand i started fingering her and we did that for about two hours til her grandma stopped.....she never caught us either.....dunno how i think she knows what was going on and just didn't say nothing cuz how do you not notice something like that in a jeep cherokee? and another story is my senile ass grandpa walked into my room once when i was having sex.....he didn't look at as once we stopped and stared and coudln't relaly do anything cuz there were no covers or nothing on the bed at the time...he grabbed the can opener (used it to open some beers earlier) and walked out.....
The same exact thing happens in American Beauty.Quote:
Originally Posted by makor01
You people to it at whack ass places. School, golf courses, planes, trains and automobiles? I do it in my bathroom and i have done it at friends houses so i guess that is sorta weird.
never saw it.
1) YesQuote:
Originally Posted by ilovelife
2) In your butthole
back in community college I dated a girl from sociology class, we were parking about 2am & she was givin me some head when a state trooper shined a flashlight right in her eyes.
I shriveled almost instantly, heh.
she was embarassed real bad, I busted her ass once in awhile after that when we'd get high. funny as hell looking back NOW, not at the time tho...
ive never been cought im sneeky, I jacked of in a small class room the teacher was reading a book and she feel asleep i looked over and her mouth was open and she was kinda snoreing and i was the only one in their and i was sitting on the floor over in the corner reading a book so i just pulled it out and beat it a couple times and didnt get cought i also jacked off over here at the computer while my mom was watching dr. phil and crying like 10 feet alway.....sorry about the spelling