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my friend and i went to target blazedd. i was coming out of an isle and i was just staring at this girls ass, and i snapped out of it when i realized her parents were laughing at me watching her haha
then my friend payed for his stuff at the counter, and we just walked out.
ME- "dude i think you forgot you stuff at the counter"
FRIEND- "no, i put it in my pocket." so he looks in his pockets. "...shit."
so we went back and got it lol
funniest shit ever
lets see, there is many. but one thing jumps to my mind when i think "stupid." so me and my best friend, and 3 other people we had just met the night befor, decide to go down the road and break into these guy's garage that had ripped me a 1/4 i payed 60 for, and gave him 10 in gas to go get it as well the week prior. so this new kid we just met says i can break into it, ill get a bunch a shit, so wtf worst that could happen this kid ends up dead. so we went. he tries punching out the window, gashed his arm from the wrist to the elbow. so a girl said she was gunna try going thru the broken window, i said fuck that im not gunna let a girl get all cut up for nothing. so we went to his truck found flats of pot plants like what abunch of flowers come in, 45 pot plants we snagged them up, and i took a 12 gage from the back window in the cab of his truck. so i ended up driveing the new guy to the hospital with 45 plants and a gun in my trunk. biggest adrenaline rush ever, but stupidest thing ever.
I was eating a twix. I opened it, put the wrapper in my mouth and almost threw away the chocolate bar. Then I was like... wtf, and spit out the wrapper.
i say a lot of stupid, silly shit. i tend to forget.....well, everything. i'm pretty fun to hang around, though.
one time my ex and i were really high, and we went to jack in the box. this is us ordering:
JITB: Hi welcome to JITB can i take your order?
Him: yeah uhhhhh gimme a second..
Me: OMG I WANT IT ALL!!
Him: noooooooo............you wanna get one of each?!
Me: no fuck that lol uhm gimme a number 5....curly fries FUCK YEAH! and a fanta *starts singing the fanta song*
Him: ok i want [whatever whatever].
Me: sweeeet. gimme french toast sticks, too!!
Him: dude, that's alot. you better give me one!
*he starts to drive foward*
Me: WAIT YOU FORGOT TO ORDER!!!
we laugh for 5 minutes, and he orders the food.
we drive foward, give them the money, get our food, and laugh about the weird looks we were getting. the guy gave me an extra order of french toast sticks!! i think he could hear out entire conversation. it was awesome.
last semester wintertime id say around feb...
got baked at my place w friends and was getting ready to drive a carload of people to dinner. i started my car it was snowing lightly and i decided to run in and get a 2nd sweatshirt. got out and slammed the door stonededly, heard my car doors auto-lock (fuck) and ended up outside in the snow with the keys locked in my car running WITH the lights on. cellphone locked in too. my stupid high idiot ass had to call campus police (i lived RIGHT offcampus so they took a trip out for me) to come bail me out and unlock the doors. they were mad nice about coming out in the snow and didnt mention anything about my stinking of weed (couldnt get inside to change my clothes). they just laughed and opened the doors and left, lucky for me.
Good call! Frazzles are the best crisps hands down!Quote:
when i spent the entire afternoon walking around all the shops in the three towns where i live for find a particular tyoe of crisps, frazzles, only to find them in the last and closest shop to where i live. but man was i fucking happy
my mom dosent smoke that much but when she does its hilarious. so yesterday i go to smoke a joint with her and after shes complaing about how her nose is stuffed up so she thinks vicks you know the stuff you put on your chest, well she thinks put some under her nose to clear it up right.so after a couple mins of looking she dosent find anything so she has the smart idea to use icy hot i didnt anything and she takes this big glob of icy hot and puts it on her upper lip at this time im laughing like chong when cheech takes all that acid and in a couple seconds she start screaming like all hell.i was on the ground rolling i couldnt beleive she just did that, now thats one of the stupidest things if seen some 1 do while high
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:stoned:waited for a stop sign to turn green.:hippy:
Going to a shopping mall alone...my second time blazing and off some dank shit, that was not fun.
once me and my buddies made a pizza, but we forgot to turn off the oven and it was on for the whole night... that was pretty scary, cause we could have burned down the house.... and then another time, we had a "magazine fight" in my room, we just picked up magazines off the floor and ripped pages out and threw them at eachother... and then another time, we thought it was OK to lean against the school in a corner nobody went into and smoke a massive joint, and we did, and then about halfway through, our friends came up and freaked the shit out of us, so we put it away, and then a security guard came through like 2 seconds later and told us to go back to the cafeteria... that was reallllllly close though...