Just for fun, Try this!

lol i shot a homo because i was wasted

I cuddled with a bag of weed because I have amazing boobs. Something's not right with that sentence. Or with the characterization of my boobs as amazing!

i licked a prostitue because im mentally ill

i hope im mentally ill for doing that they probably got AIDS and other STD's

I jerked off a frech fry because I have a gigantic penis. That would probably be true if I wasn't a female.:D

I blew a cow Because I have a gigantic penis lol

I slept with a condom because i hate my life. Hahaha.

How do you sleep with a condom anyway?

I jerked a cat off because i'm a bitch and mentally ill, not true i'm not a bitch.

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Originally Posted by LIP

I slept with a condom because i hate my life. Hahaha.

How do you sleep with a condom anyway?

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you could put it on and thrust at the air. or you could put it on and just go to bed. either way is just as bad. haha

put it on then shag a beautiful women for a few hours then go to sleep:D sounds o.k to me.

i cuddled with a mexican because im a bitch