in the shower...

Years ago, I had a co-worker who claimed to have seen video of this conversation between then-ABC White House correspondent Sam Donaldson and President Ronald Reagan. The conversation went like this:

Donaldson: Mr. President, are you aware that 80% of American men masturbate in the shower, and the other 20% sing?

Reagan [coldly]: No, Sam, I didn't know that!

Donaldson: Yes, sir. And do you know what song they sing?

Reagan [clearly annoyed]: No, Sam, I don't!

Donaldson: I didn't think so. :p

SOMEONE TAKES A DUMP IN THE SHOWER :D

Hey Jones too much is that Stuart Little??

I piss in unlocked parked cars as often as possible.

You know what's even better than pissing in the shower? Jerkin' your shit! I love getting off while the warm water drizzles down my peens. Feels nice. Cept when you run outta hot water and you gotta hurry.