crazy stoned idea thread

Sometimes I think about why we even fight wars in the first place if the opposing sides have to dress in different uniforms to tell friends from enemies.

Other times I think about an intersecting plane made entirely of an unmeasurable material that is the driving force behind emotion, that before you reach out to grab something, that material pushes you. I thought about that while watching a lava lamp.

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Originally Posted by JointNo1

i have this friend that doesnt smoke but is around the rest of us who smoke hes like the only one but say where chillen on my friends back porch playing cards and shit and just goofing off smoking you know just chillaxin. and then he'll say some shit like i bet you guys dont know what ya'll where talking about 5 minutes ago and then everyone would just pause for a minute and just think but idk on the spots its hard. but that shit really makes you feel stupid/ kinda gay becuase he always has something to say like look what smoking does to you. but then we just kill it on him by just using our knowledge against him and he'll just feel stupid.

have you ever been high and like you see some shit bout to happen and you call it out and you feel all good you peeped it out. just earlier tonight me and some friends where walking home in was just after it got dark. and we where passing these mexicans house and they have alot of children and it was these 3 little girls riding down the street on bikes and they went passed us the same direction we where walking and then they went up a hill and turned around and rode back down as they where speeding down the hill just approaching like within 20 feet and we see this little boy getting it in there direction (probally there little brother). and we all just saw it comming it was fucking brutal the girl swerved out the way and then the other girl hit him head on and fell face first. right before they hit we all where just like o shit and boom. we where thinking only some high people would peep some shit like that out before it happens.

i remember a while back me and a friend where sitting on a sewer on the bottom of the hill and these two little girls where riding a scooter down the hill i noticed the girl in the back was wobbling and i kept saying watch the girl in the back shes bout to fall omg shes bout fall and then splat fell right on her face. it kinda almost feels like you have special powers. i remember i kept telling people i was davind blaine after(jokingly) but anyways i hate when i post a fucking long ass post cuz it feels like noone reads it,

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i read it

they spray it on like cheese crackers

dammit i had a great one last night during a LOUD storm but i cant remember it :(

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Originally Posted by Bear Grylls

How do you make a sig? It's infuriating that I can't figure it out!!!

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off topic i know but.....
just found out myself,you gotta make 50 posts 1st bro,then its up on the list in "USER CP".

When watching the new Bond movie I realized that the suit is the armor of the 21st century. You have the complex overlapping layers, all the intricate details and let other people know that you're a man of importance who should not be messed with.

when im stoned i always get to thinking about how nice someones lawn is. im just like wow thats some realllly nice grass its all green and flat and soft looking hmmm nice grass.
but then again i live in the desert i dont often see really nice green lawns

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Originally Posted by Juggalo k00kie

holy shit son..... cheese is the shit, like.. in Ramen and shit, with garlic salt, and that seasoning shit, and butter, man... oh shit

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That has to be some of the funniest shit i've ever read. You must have been baked as hell.:thumbsup:

if the sabbath is a day of not working, why is being a priest an occupation?

I always think about what if our universe is another person. Like people are atoms or molecules or something. And our solar system is just one cell. The sun could be the nucleus and earth could be mitochondria or something and all the moons in our solar system are lysosomes and space is the cytoplasm. For all we know our galaxy is a patch of tissue on some giant's lung.

:eek: Holy Crap! Maybe I am a universe and I'm made up of countless galaxies and planets and people, all with their own problems and posting on message boards.

I've actually got about a lot more about the universe but I hate to ramble.

I also think about stuff like what if some parents raised their kid for 18 years in a single room and told him that that one room was all that existed. Then when he turns 18, they take him out of the room and let him outside. How mind-shattering would that be?

Why do dogs hardly ever get sick? They eat their own shit and they stick their noses in rotten garbage!

I sometimes just think about how rediculous everything is. All theese walls buildings and streets shouldn't even be here. Then I think about it how much land we destroy and we will never get the true nature in the area back.