Paris.......GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL!

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG OH NOEEEEESS WAT WILL WE DOO WITHOUT OUR PARIS?!?! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, A SCANDAL, THE JUDGE IS RACIST, SEXIST, MISOGYNISTIC, AND HE HATES RICH PEOPLE OH NOE PARIS I ARE SO SORRRRRY UR GOIN 2 JAIL IM GONNA MISS U SOOOOOOOO MUCH ILL SEND U CARE PACKAGES LYKE EVRY DAI 4 UR SENTENCE AND I CAN DOG SIT TINKERBELL BUT I HOPE U GET OUT SOON CUZ UR MY HERO PARIS U BRING BEAUTY AND FASHON INTO MY EVRYDAI BORING SAD AND PATHETIC LIFE

OH Y, OH Y DID HE HAVE TO DO THIS TO POOR PARIS?!?!?!?! LETS STORM THE JAIL AND GET HER OUT!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!ONE!!!1

Who will wipe her ass for her now?

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Originally Posted by Purple Banana

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG OH NOEEEEESS WAT WILL WE DOO WITHOUT OUR PARIS?!?! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, A SCANDAL, THE JUDGE IS RACIST, SEXIST, MISOGYNISTIC, AND HE HATES RICH PEOPLE OH NOE PARIS I ARE SO SORRRRRY UR GOIN 2 JAIL IM GONNA MISS U SOOOOOOOO MUCH ILL SEND U CARE PACKAGES LYKE EVRY DAI 4 UR SENTENCE AND I CAN DOG SIT TINKERBELL BUT I HOPE U GET OUT SOON CUZ UR MY HERO PARIS U BRING BEAUTY AND FASHON INTO MY EVRYDAI BORING SAD AND PATHETIC LIFE

OH Y, OH Y DID HE HAVE TO DO THIS TO POOR PARIS?!?!?!?! LETS STORM THE JAIL AND GET HER OUT!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!ONE!!!1

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Thats what im sayin. Im making FREE PARIS! shirts.

I dont get the whole Paris Hilton/Lindsey Lomhan/Brittany Spears Thing...Does CNN/FOX News/PMSNBC Have nothing better to report??
I mean Gawd,we have a War,Global Warming,Terriosts,Inflation,A Dumbass In the White House,an upcoming election and these Idiots spend an hour of expencive TV Time telling us that some slutty starlet isnt wearing any underwear or is smokin a joint!!! Sheesh!!!

Shades of "Kentucy Fried Movie" "I.m Not wearing any Pants,Film at 11"

Fig- didn't you HEAR Paris, though? She says she's an important member of society because she brings beauty, fashion and happiness into our dull and meaningless lives.


FREE PARIS! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

I might be the only one here, but the only thing Paris Hilton brings into my life is anger and bile.

shes so ugly hahaha

LOL...we should start a Paris Hilton sub-forum.........these are some of the biggest threads in here as of late.

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

Paris's wonky eye cracks me up...

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Originally Posted by Psycho4Bud

LOL...we should start a Paris Hilton sub-forum.........these are some of the biggest threads in here as of late.

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i think we should just change the name of the site to "the paris hilton hot line". all paris all the time.