Originally Posted by Garden Knowm
UH...mmm ..CONFUCIOUS say ..... turn all negative into positive...
first of all, relationships are built on expectations.. all expectations bring misery..
Don't forget it young grasshopper..
second... I would recommend turning this into a threesome... It could be be great...
THE FAREWELL THREE-SOME FUCK
While having sex with your girlfriend you accidently put it in her ass.... OUCH... then you pull out, AND ...bust a nut on your friend (GROSS).... wipe your dick off on her new cashmere sweater.... as you walk out the door, you take the glass bong you gave her for christmas and the weed she stashes under her matress and go somewhere and cry your eyes out...
This is called a farewell punishment fuck.. feel free to make slight modifications where neccessary.... the primary elements are the DICK in the POOPER (ouch) and the Vitamin D shot on your ex-bro...
good luck