do you have a crush on cannabis member?

i started out this way

i just started out confused, it's been all down hill since then.

I went downhill, then uphill, then came a loop-de-loop

ah yes, but i've been gaining speed all this time and in another 40 years i should be able to hit mach 1. then the fun really begins.

well, my roller coaster has been closed for repairs,


wierdest thread ive ever jacked :wtf:

sorry about the coaster, you should really get the damn thing fixed.

mechanics on vacation

well then get another one. there are plenty of qualified coaster mechanics just sittin' around, waiting for someone to call. get off your ass and grab the yellow pages.

you mean DEX I dont have yellow pages, and im stuck on the coaster

damn you young uns with your fancy schmancy, high tech thingamajiggies.
(sorry, i was channeling my grandmother)

you should probably have thought of this before you jumped into the damn thing. it's a simple precaution, like going to the bathroom before leaving on a long trip. now you're trapped on a broken coaster with no mechanic and no way back to reality. if you had thought ahead, you would have at least brought along a snack or something. now you'll probably end up sitting there 'til you starve to death or a low flying alien abducts you. that ought to teach you a lesson.