Fuck with who? haha and yeah I am mature.
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Fuck with who? haha and yeah I am mature.
with john... he checks up on what u write and shit so you could...
Hey John,,,it wasn't me,,,I swear...
Yeah i could but I dont think he could handle me screwing with him online. For gods sake he freaks out whenever I even wanna hang out with my GAY friend Nick...he's a very territorial man. But im the same way so it evens out.
so yall dont have any friends i guess...
No we do, I have probably 3 main friends and he has 3 main ones too. But we spend most of our time together. Its been 2 years and weve never had a problem.
I jerked off in public school once.... i had to stay in for recess....Quote:
Originally Posted by eetmiefuk
So i had my own fun.:jointsmile:
the fact that this thread still lives makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside:rastasmoke:
jackin off in all these random places, familiar places, worn out placeeees,,
mastrubating at the daily races, gettin nowhere, getting nowhere.
all this cum is filliong up this condom, but no expression, no expressioonnn
im at the courthouse wanna beat my penis,, jail tommorow, jail tommoroooww
and i find it kinda funny, i find it kinda sad, that the most random place ive beat it was the best ive ever had,, i find it hard to tell you, i find it hard to take,, when people mastrubate in all the very random ,,, placcceeesss,
plaaacccessss,,,mastrubating till the point you feel good,, happy birthday, happy birthday,,
hahaha,, gary jules parody i just wrote,,
I want to dress as a nun and jack off in confession, but i am afrad it will become a habit.lol
ohh god :p ^^^
Yeah Im not gonna lie, Ive beat off in some random ass places, some of them public, some of them private. But never in a kids area, and I never left cum where people would come in contact with it. Because even though Im pristine clean... its still another persons bodily fluids and thats kinda gross.
your a sick f*#k id understand nailin a chic in a pub place but wackin it you were probably thinkin about them kids werent u? you need help dude or to get some
This was an old hobby of mine.
I took a break during my anatomy and physiology class in my junior year of college, sat in the ladies room, and just started going at it.
I left class a lot that semeseter...
I jacked in Hiltons house while she was in jail,,,thank god she's home now.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!Quote:
Originally Posted by orange floyd
For fuck sake I should've came to this part of Cannabis.com sooner. That was hillarious, man. :thumbsup:
this:
really made me laugh. maybe it's just because i'm baked, but i found this extremely funny...Quote:
Originally Posted by rickytikki
That's the funniest fucking thing I've read all day! I was on the floor laughing. Holy shit!!! I'm not even high either (I was earlier today and I shoulda read it then).Quote:
Originally Posted by orange floyd
The file on my masturbatory experiences is closed for now. Maybe one day I'll make it public, probably when high.