I smear it on my teeth and nipples then wash it down with a beverage
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I smear it on my teeth and nipples then wash it down with a beverage
;);)
This thread cracks me up... now its turned into heterosexual guys wondering if its ok to swallow their own semen. lmao.
Ive tasted mine on accident, when I squeezed a bit too hard and managed to shoot the big load RIGHT in the mouth. I spit it out on my chest pretty quickly but not before it hit the taste buds lol.
I was laying on my back, and my ex gave me a good bj/handjob for once, and I got some in my mouth and nose. Not the best of situations hahah.
too funny grazi and hardcore, just try your damndest not to get it in your eye!! you will be sorry. lol, just like a can of pepper spray.
I got in someone else's eye before, her eye was red for days! I felt so bad :p
I don't care really. It's like...the fact she is doing is enough for me...and if she spits...then damn..ok...
I PREFER she swallows simply because I find that really hot and I am more turned on...or if she would rather spit or simply not get me off in her mouth..that's fine to...it's not like it is the last orgasm you will ever have...Besides...all you gotta do is ask...and if she says no...or at least tries...then your lucky. I once had a girl who did it...got me off...and even swallowed. 3 minutes later she runs to the bathroom and hurls. It was funny..and I sorta felt bad...But I agree with the chicks...
Guys...ask yourself this...until you know what it tastes like...how can you expect someone else to swallow all of it? I think all these guys that DEMAND and EXPECT a girl to swallow...should first have to take a load in their mouth that way they can at least know what they are expecting a chick to do..
Is that not fair?
I agree wholeheartedly...though the rest of your post was sorta disturbing. Lol...I've tasted...simply out of curiosity...but never licked my fingers and all that jazz that you did..Quote:
Originally Posted by ohkelly
XD
But I agree with you man...gotta respect the ladies...
LMAO....damn that left me speechless :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by ohkelly
I had a girl I was messin around with for a while who not only swallowed, but insisted on it... I was barely in a relationship at all with her. Meanwhile I had a long committed relationship with a girl who wouldn't talk to me for a week when I just asked her if she would. regardless...
Don't take that shit for granted...sometimes a girl may not like giving head but she'll do it anyway out of love. That's gotta mean as much as a willingless to take a shot in the mouth
I always have a nice soft cloth handy when I'm doing that. I discreetly spit it out and then wipe him up after. :thumbsup:
BTW I think it tastes like a mix of vaseline, ammonia, bleach and olive oil. BLECH!!!
My wonderful wife always swallows. And if she wants to french kiss me right after, I am happy to oblige. After all, if she is woman enough to swallow it, I am man enough to kiss her. Besides, it is highly sensual.
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Originally Posted by nicandy
A valid argument. Considering it came from your body in the first place...
haha my friends girlfriend wanted to know what it looked like when he came. Her eye was red and swollen for a week or two afterwards LMAO!Quote:
Originally Posted by twoguysupnorth
it really does burn pretty bad. ive had it happen to me, but not a lot got in. just painfull and irritated for a day. my other friend had his eye go bloodshot and swell up a little but not too bad. it looked like he had a case of pinkeye for the weekend. how much longer it lasted i dont know because he was only visiting for the weekend. lol, the funny things we talk about on these forums.
ya know I was watchin one of my porns the other day and one of the DVD adds that came up was all about puttin the money shot in the girls eye on purpose... how fuckin wierd is that??? God damn it looked so fuckin uncomfortable!! I had to ff that shit..
OMG!!!! LMAO!!!!! I've heard of people getting it in the eye but that takes the cake!!!!! Oh god I'm dying!!! Betcha keep your mouth closed from now on!!!!!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by GraziLovesMary
I've gotten shot in the eye before and thankfully it didn't burn but it was a sticky nasty mess!! Trying to rinse that out was like trying to Elmer's out.... ack!
Diet plays a huge roll in how spurm taste, [dont know about the eye] if the guys eating healthy, it should be tasteless and not tangy!
spurm is actually 'loaded with protein 'tell your ladys".
moi hunny buns loves it~~ Ive been married long time,
I can see the little spurm slammin into the side of my esophagus ~~~~~
Any guy who has any distance ability has had it go in his mouth and eyes before. The mouth doesn't bother me. Or the nose. Or ear. The eye is another thing entirely. It just burns and burns. Terrible redeye. I don't get the shot-in-the-eye-on-purpose porn. Why would you do that to a girl?
Ok...This is cool..If you eat alot of apples.. it tastes sweet...something like sugars and protein..They mix good...And I hear alot of red wine makes it tolerable as well......maybe this is just BS though :/ I've heard a few girls say it though..So I dunno.....Plus my Ex loved to swallow....But she is also insane...so I dunno She would swallow all of it... and not even make a sour face...I was pretty impressed..But no I do not expect any girl to swallow my cum...FFS I sure as hell never want it near my mouth.. I have gotten on myself while being careless in the shower..I was not happy at all..So I don't see myself putting somebody else through such a dilemma... it's not cool unless the other person says so.. if you can't handle by all means I hope she pretends to swallow only to spit it right back on your fav shirt or something... maybe your fav pillow.. how tainted would that make your pillow...exactly
hehe good thing I dont use pillows :p honestly I dont really care WHERE the damn load ends up. They make cleaning products for everything from fabrics and laminates to skin and hair. Like previously mentioned though.. not in the eye.. for anybody... not happy times for SURE.Quote:
Originally Posted by duffydawn
Geez, duffydawn, it's a secretion, not an excretion. Nothing dirty about it, except in your mind. It's your fucking life-creating seed. And you don't even want it on your skin? Not even in the shower?
Hahaha, I don't "want" it on myself, but if it happens, at least it's easy to wash offQuote:
Originally Posted by ohkelly
r u shitting me bro? i have NEVER had a female spit. i think it is %100 rude. its like the final moment, and she rejects it...u know? theres valuble minerals and secret powers in sperm. thats why girls live longer.
it would be like if i went down on a girl, gave her amazing oral, then came up really fast to her, face to face, started spitting, cleaned out w/mouth wash then smiled n said "man ur fine!" all @ once!
b sides, if a girl spits to begin with, shes not as horny as me. or shes not my type. and thats crazy because i dont have a type per say. although i understand if the guy eats junk food and tastes horrible, but i mean come on. just my $.02
Donny
well, if the guy and the girl really care about each other and want to show thier love, they should be willing to do anyhting for each other. what I mean is that a guy should honor a woman's sexual requests with love, and the same goes for women too. nuff' said.
Really wouldnt matter i can't cum from head anyway. so. lol
That blows.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mech8
tits please
lol ill swallow b4 i spit though
My first girlfriend would jerk her head up, and make faces like someone just took a shit in her face as soon as I began to cum, and just hold my dick without moving her hand. It would feel cold from the saliva. It was not that great of a feeling. She would also get mad at me if any got in her mouth.
My second girlfriend would let me come in her mouth and then, spit it out. I don't care if a girl spits, as long as I can cum in her mouth. Cumming into the air sucks, unless maybe it's a really hot hand job. It doesn't matter anymore because my wife swallows and so does our girlfriend.
you wife and your gf, you are a lucky lucky manQuote:
Originally Posted by angry nomad
Well I must say that I would prefer a woman swallowing :D:D:D especially if there is reciprocation on my part.:thumbsup: I dont try to force a woman to but its more of a turn on if she does. Guess its just the taboo of it. But for those who want their girl to swallow and they wont just give her a slight karate chop to the throat when you bust one in their mouth...LOL..J/K. I do remember one girl was blowing me and loved to swallow but this particular time she wanted it in her face, so I obliged.:thumbsup: Well just so happened she was inhaling through her nose when I popped and she inhaled cum straight up her nose like a vacuum. You would have thought she was sniffin coke as fast as it dissapeared. We both laughed so hard I about shit my pants laughing. She was a wierd one though, always wanted me to cum in her hair and rub it in like shampoo...:wtf:LOL
i do both. with my boyfriend i've always swallowed. it's just so much easier.....less mess. :]
with my ex i didn't like swallowing, mainly cuz he make it clear that i HAD to swallow, and i am not about to be told what i have to do. that just kills the mood. so i would just tell him that i hadn't eaten anything............i told him that if i swallowed on an empty stomach, i'd have a tummy ache. :p
If a guy has a problem with me not even wanting that shit in my mouth. My mouth will go nowhere near his dick agin.
bullshit. if she doesnt want to swallow she can kick mf rocks OUTIE! ok then why dont i just put some seran wrap over u....u know what im saying if she wants to be immature she can bug off....when im going down on u ladies i dont come up for air, im swallowin polishin, str8 workin it.
oh yeah...i really watch what i eat, i KNOW i dont taste bad. (not trying to sound like a dick)
if she says u taste bad eat less processed junk. like i said before sperm has secret special hidden powers thats why the lovely female race lives longer;) no joke
DONNY:stoned:
Okay boys if she won't swallow. Would you rather go without a bj, just RESPECT her wishes, or would you be an ass and dump the girl?
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Originally Posted by 420MissHighTimes420
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Originally Posted by Skanky Spice
good girls...................thats what I like to see.......................However shes right if she doesnt swallow its not a bad thing just means she dont swallow............and usualy after some more experiance she will like to swallow, but shit and cumm are 2 very different thingsQuote:
Originally Posted by snicklefritz1825
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Originally Posted by MadSativa
yep, that's pretty much how it happened for me. didn't care for it at first, but then i got used to it. now i prefer it. :]
I don't care, I'm satisfied either way.
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Originally Posted by silkyblue
There was an trial in our house recently that involved pineapple juice, for the record it did not work.
Abeona
i dont care what she does. its not a matter of manhood or being offended if she doesnt swallow for all the ladies reading. i dont care what you do. but if you spit just do it in a tissue and not on my couch.