I got away with not paying for my ex's passport photo to be signed today even though I knew cash was still owed.We spent the money on a Chinese takeaway.
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I got away with not paying for my ex's passport photo to be signed today even though I knew cash was still owed.We spent the money on a Chinese takeaway.
I like big butts and I cant not lie......
iv done nuthin but smoke dooby's and post shite all fookn day!:D :thumbsup:
Same here apart from having hit the skins this morning! Always a great day to start the day, then a nice fatty!Quote:
Originally Posted by highjinx
PEace
Buddy
yeah it sucks though, i only got a bit for 1 more j left!:(
so after thet ill have to get ready an go get some more!:smokin:
damn im lazy! lol:D :thumbsup:
I spread a rumor today at work about this one chick who keeps spreading rumors about me....bitch....I know, bad karma, but still....
how come people have to be in everyone else's business?
I only shower every other day, sometimes I shower on the 3 rd day...dirty little gnome!!
I haven't talked to my Dad, and My sister in 3 years and I don't ever wanna see them again!! <---- you fuck with my wife you fuck with me!!!!
My Chinese New Year money is going to marijuana.
Sorry mom and dad.
Everyday, the purolater man comes in and orders an extra large black coffee and he tells me these jokes that aren't even the slightest bit funny. And I try and laugh at them but force smiling hurts my face. Today I decided I wasn't going to fake it, but he actually told a funny joke. I'm so glad.
I went to class today at 8 AM but i didnt make it.... I slept in my car in the schools parking lot
lol same today!:stoned: :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by highjinx
I called in sick to work today when I wasn't really sick. They're making me work all weekend, so I don't feel so bad. :)
I sat about all day an did fuck all apart from smoke dope............and I have a stack of things i should have done........Oooooooops
:dance: But Im really stoned and Mellow about it lol:thumbsup:
I screwed up an interview for a job cause I was so stoned I forgot what I was talking about during the answer to a simple question.
one of my coworkers is driving
me crazy with sexual tension
she says things that make my
penis hard like "hello"
tell her if she does't suck your pecker, you're going to file a sexual harrassment suit on her. lol.
I'm sleepy.
Yea Hello will do it....Quote:
Originally Posted by friendowl
I havent smoked except once in the last 7 months due to drugtesting.
i am the most apathetic i have ever been, We had a 200 problem worksheet in geometry, i did none of it, the last two tests ive had in phisiology i didnt even bother to study.
i miss my ex girlfriend horribly, and want her back, even though ive figured out she had been cheating on me. I despise her for the desicions she has made (is now going out with her ex who treats her like shit, is an idoit, asshole, fat, and wigger. and is hiding it from her parents ) but she is the first thing i think of when i wake up, and last thing i think of when i go to bed, but it hurts to even look at her. She still occasionaly asks me to do things with her(of course when her boyfriends at work) but i dont want to become "just a friend" and lose my chance of ever getting her back. i dont know if im wrong in this or not, because sometimes it seems that nomatter how much it would hurt, it would be worth it to see her and hear her voice, and smell her scent once again.
During my lunch hour i go home, by myself, and just sit there. What the fuck?
although it doesnt look like it. I honestly cant remember the last time i felt hungry, and usually the only meal i eat is dinner, and maybe some crackers at lunch or something.
Im constantly bored and lonely, but i often dont bother reply to even my bestfriends IM's or phonecalls, and i dont even know why.
i go to sleep to avoid making desicions and dealing with my life.
I am terrified of people. i hate my self for that.
If i could change anything about myself, it would be that i was social.
I love my work, it gives me a time where im not dwelling on my thoughts.
The way i act around people is a complete farce. For some reason i am always acting like a happy weirdo. But thats better than acting how i really feel and have everyone hate me because they think im some fake, depressed emo kid.
Dashboard confessionals is my guilty pleasure.
I dont share my emotions with anyone, for fear of being ridiculed.
damn stoneman
life is a bitch
if i could prescribe something to cheer you up
it would be something like this.
1/2 oz of dank per week for life
a new vehicle of your choice
get a girlfriend and a fuckbuddy
go on a long road trip with some good friends.
grow some plants.
that should keep you busy till your ready to suffer.
uhhhhhhhh.... you forgot salvia.
shhh i told my ex to meet me for dinner, so i can appologize for my stupidness. I also told my other friend to meet me at the same restraunt. she realy hates my ex, and she's a 200 lb bull dyke. i only wish i had a video camra.
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Originally Posted by dark0ne
lmao.
Sometimes I feel like I am living life under ice and I am looking for an air pocket.:confused:
I got shit faced after work today with my boss...I love my job :thumbsup:
My husband is out of state right now..will be gone a few weeks..and when we were talking he asked me could he go to a certain club..so anyway I am at my g/f's and her son is 24...he is just sexy and smart..he asked me to put lotion on his back for him today and talk about sexual tension..anyway nothing happened but I did think about it. I have never done anything like that before...and he is Hispanic..totally sexy..
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Originally Posted by friendowl
WOW
LADIES.. this sums up OUR(MEN) whole existence..
The truth is NOW known..
WELL said friend!!!
love
I missed my appointment to claim Jobseekers Allowance, and Im gonna go in next week (when I havent got an appointment) and pretend that I thought it was that Tuesday, instead of the one before.
I spend money that I dont have (e.g I bought a lamp with the money that my mate is gonna give me for my pistol, but he hasnt paid me yet. Ive bought some more Lowryder seeds, saying to my parents that Im gonna pay them when I get my £ from the Jobcentre... yet I didnt actually go to claim the benefits).
I eat like a fuckin horse.
Im a fat bastard, and proud of it. You wanna mess with me? I sit on you, you scrawny assholes!
I only like skinny chicks cos fat girls are fat, and the rolls turn me off. Although I am proud of my own rolls.
I rang 'Quizmania' twenty times in a row, and still didnt get through even though I knew the answer for the £1000 question and they had to give out a hint 30 mins after I knew the answer because no-one got it right (the answer was Sushi).
I put bread and old food out on the lawn just so birds will come down and eat it. Then I can shoot them and eat them, because Ive never tried woodpigeon before and the bastards always fly off in the field I shoot at because they see my heffalump like body coming.
I dont like big boobs. I prefer smaller baps, because when your cock is between them, it makes it look bigger.
Well speak for yourself Knowm! I would never even dream of having sex with someone I didnt really really love. And since the only person I really really love is myself - well this works out very convenient!Quote:
Originally Posted by Garden Knowm
;)
PS 'tis true. 95% of hetero men are like Owl and the other 5% are lying. But once every few years I see a woman who is so beautiful it makes me ache inside. A completely different sensation from the regular cooz hound hard on.
radiohead are so depressing, though they have great songs
I write short stories on all my paper money and act equally confused when people ask me about it.
the only food i ate and will eat today is cereal
i got a 44% on my math test, that i didnt study for and i never do hw for the class cause its algebra, and i hate math
some girls shirt was missing a button
she was talking to me and i didnt hear
a word she said.then when she finished
yapping i responded to her chest by nodding yes
I laughed really hard today at a dead baby joke, and I don't feel bad.
And yoda, if you ever need help in algebra, I did a full year of it at college. It's quite easy once you understand, so ask anytime. e-mail:
[email protected]
I just woke up at 4:30 PM
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Originally Posted by bedake
legend of the overfiend.
have fun:thumbsup:
mine too. and blink 182:oQuote:
Originally Posted by stoneman
i stole an Alkaline Trio shirt from my friend dana, i was helping her move and i went thru a bag of her stuff while she was getting lunch and i just snatched up the shirt and put it in my knapsack. i cant help but be fatally attracted to anything marginally emo or punk or weed or cheese related. im such a boob
sometimes.
i had a dream last night where i went to a victorias secret that was over a gardening center, and i went in asking if thier underwear was made from organic cotton. they werent sure but a cashier gave me the name of a shop that sold organic clothing and i spent $58 on one pair baby socks
then i dreamed that i was a lesbian truck driver from a well-to-do rich family. my truck was all fancy but the pedals were too low so i could hardly drive without getting foot cramps. i went around to Hood college to pick up women by asking them if they wanted to see my truck
I left the toilet seat up this morning.
..oh and i killed some guy.
i didnt eat any fruit today.