......u might be a stoner

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Originally Posted by drgreenthumb1238

-You might be a stoner if at a friends house, when you ring the takeaway delivery place they recognise your voice(when it isn't even your house!),know what oder you want and the address.

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yessss, that happens to me lol

You might be a stoner if tend to offer skunk as payment instead of cash

You might be a stoner if you can't walk by certain products in the supermarket without picking them up because you know they will taste good later after a doobie

You might be a stoner if your dealers number is always in the 'last 10 numbers dialed' list on your mobile

You might be a stoner if your cigarette packets are always in tatters from using them as roach

:rasta:

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Originally Posted by SensiRide

You might be a stoner if your dealers number is always in the 'last 10 numbers dialed' list on your mobile

:rasta:

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You hit the nail on the head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

You might be a stoner if there's a tree at your local (huge) park where there's a tree ideal for blazing with curved branches and back rests etc!

doobie r u stoned right now?

if only...

You might be a stoner if you can't remember if you smoked the rest of your weed, hid it, or just lost it.

You might be a stoner if you set your alarm clock for 4:00 even though you don't have to be at school for 3 hours, just to toke on 4:20.

has anyone here ever bought the old school blue king rizlas, the ones that are a bit shorter and a bit fatter. Whatever shop you go in, wherever you are, the shop assistant always knows your buying them for spliffs.

You might be a stoner if you find D.A.R.E commercials hilarious!
You might be a stoner if you smoke rez.
You might be a stoner if you always have a lighter but don't smoke cigarettes.
You might be a stoner if you come to Cannabis.com
You might be a stoner if you know the government are liars! :rasta:

If you have a problem with Marijuana. GET HELP!

Yesterday i got so pissed at a Visine bottle because i couldn't get it to squirt out visine. After like a full 2 minutes I was so mad i threw it in the river, than my friends just sit there laughing their asses off and tell me the cap was on.

you might be a stoner if you have more pipes than pieces of silverware

you might be a stoner if...

youve payed someone back for munchies with weed
you have more than 4 mix cds in your car specifically made for listening to while high

oh yeah, and if its ever taken you more than 10 minutes to order in a drive through because you were too high/laughing too hard.

If you almost get busted by the cops (they searched my friends, not me) and then demand that we go high again since the first high was ruined (again a true story)

you might be a stoner...


when someone says "hi, how are you?" you reply with "high, how are you?"

you might be a stoner if you and 4 friends drive through a wendys drive through and order one persons food, then go around and do it again for each person.

OR

you and a friend smoke and start wrting a response to his myspace buddy, forget what the fuck you were doing, and proceed to make a city out of brackets and periods like such

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if you have ever walked 1 block to get pizza and finished 3 before you got back.

if more of your day is spent outside than in, you might be a stoner
if you constantly carry around tin foil, you might be a stoner
if your best friend has a 3 footer, you might be a stoner
if you can scrape a bowlpack from the inside of your pockets, you might be a stoner
if all you want to do all day is sit on your ass and smoke weed, well,
....you might be a stoner.

If you're playing disc golf and have to leave to get Taco Bell before you even finish the front 9, you might be a stoner.

On second thought, if you play disc golf, you might be a stoner.

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Originally Posted by Stoner Shadow Wolf

you might be a stoner...


when someone says "hi, how are you?" you reply with "high, how are you?"

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HA!!! good shit good shit :thumbsup:

You might be a stoner if you have a supplier on speed dial
if you spend more of your day high then not high

if you post messages in cannabis.com forums :)

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Originally Posted by Nullific

You try to exit your house through the refrigerator door.

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LOL

you might be a stoner if.... when your high you go to cannabis.com for the first time, tead this entire thread and then post in it.

ps. for whoever asked what the taco bell closes. they close the doors at 12 but the drive through is open till 1. But if you inside before 12 they can't kick you out, they will lock the doors so no one else can come it but you'll have to be sitting there for a while for them to kick you out. but don't do that cause then you'll just be a dick.

you might be a stoner if you light your cigarette backwards then cant figure out why the fuck it wont stay lit.

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Originally Posted by Ecto24

you might be a stoner if.... when your high you go to cannabis.com for the first time, tead this entire thread and then post in it.

ps. for whoever asked what the taco bell closes. they close the doors at 12 but the drive through is open till 1. But if you inside before 12 they can't kick you out, they will lock the doors so no one else can come it but you'll have to be sitting there for a while for them to kick you out. but don't do that cause then you'll just be a dick.

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Ha welcome to the forum fellow stoner. :D

If you laugh when you cut your finger almost off with a knife, you might be a stoner! (yeah, i did it.. SO WHAT :p )

You might be a stoner...
if you locked your house up then drive 10 mins away.
then while you are driving you think "OH SHIT I FORGOT TO LOCK UP"
SoOo, you drive back to find out your house already LOCKED!

THAT SHIT HAPPENS TO ME TOO OFTEN! GrRr:mad: .... :stoned:

You might be a stoner if you put a load of clothes in the wash with the detergent right below your eyes, and forget to add it to the laundry.


LOL


^ I just did that.

You might be a stoner if, um.. You might be a stoner if, um You might be a stoner if, um what?

If you'r first reaction to anything is slowly replying "ooaaa" or "owææææ", you might be a stoner...

If you do lung stretches, you might be a stoner.

If you have ever said "Schwiggity Schweet" because it sounds like schwagg, you might be a stoner. (I did it when I first heard the word, hyperactivity will do that)

If you have ever used the word Nigger without thinking of a black person, but just someone with big lips, you might be a stoner.

If you have ever cried when your bong fell over and got your weed all fucked up, you might be a stoner.

If you have read this thread from start to finish 5 times, about 3 weeks apart each, then you might be a stoner.

If you come to this thread and don't even smile by the time you're done reading through it, you are definitely NOT a stoner and just wasted 15 minutes.

Lastly, if you have ever spent hours of time persuading people to smoke with you for the first time, you might be a stoner.

if i can always find you in the kitchen at parties..............

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Originally Posted by GanjaASD847

If you laugh when you cut your finger almost off with a knife, you might be a stoner! (yeah, i did it.. SO WHAT :p )

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Originally Posted by GanjaASD847

You might be a stoner...
if you locked your house up then drive 10 mins away.
then while you are driving you think "OH SHIT I FORGOT TO LOCK UP"
SoOo, you drive back to find out your house already LOCKED!

THAT SHIT HAPPENS TO ME TOO OFTEN! GrRr:mad: .... :stoned:

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What the hell?

gettin up in the morning and washing your face thus reminding yourself that you wear glasses...

you might be a stoner if...

you wake and bake. :rasta:

you go to do dishes, load the dish washer, and finish a load by hand, forgetting about the dishwasher in the process.

if you have ever sat in a tennis court and tried to cut the net down cause you'd think it would be funny to cover one of your friends in it, you might be a stoner

if you ever have been watching a show for 45 mins and then comes a commercial and you flip for a second and you can't remember what you were just watching, you definately are a stoner

If youve got a whole drawer dedicated to items weed related, you might be a stoner.