got some....
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got some....
blueberry and we coated it in horse shit cos that gets u more..........
ripped, so I rolled and smoked it, then realized...
that i lost my lighter last time i smoked...so I..
went to the snack bar to find the michilen man but he was busy pimpin rhinos so we went....
out to try to make a spaceship that will take us back in time and....
hang with the hippies...
but sum of dem were all nasty kinky and liked butt-sex, one of da chicks said...
IN DA BUTT BITCHES!!!! LETS SHMOKE SOME WEED!!!!!!!!!!
and do the happy burger man dance with ...
the cast original cast of the wizard of oz. when we were done dancing we all whipped out some .357's and told them to take us to those fucking poppy fields, so they did, and when we got there....
i oiled the tinmans nuts and polished his..........
...bag od sandwiches off. Shortly after doing that, and harvesting the opium from the poppies, I spotted the 14th presedent of the united states flying over the Emerald city at around 14,000 feet, brandishing a large flag with a picture of.....
george bush smokin crack with the aliens while.............
i sat back and smoked a fat blunt
Then I saw a...
purple people eater running at me full speed, luckly im high so i can do matrix stuff(i thought to myself) until...
I noticed I wasn't wearing any pants.... so i must've looked i was doing the porno version of the matrix until...
I saw my mother and she said...
no hanky panky without a raincoat MISTER!
And then I turned beat red and...
got the hugest stiff one in my life....
so I went to the strip club...
and got thrown onto the curb by a bouncer for whipping it out and choking my chicken feverishly...
at the stripper, although there was a "no touching" policy, so I...
grabbed a bitch my her fake tity and she fingered my ass hole, i was like....
"whoa" How did you know I like that? And then I....
asked the bitch to go bodysurfin with me down at the beach,we got all lit up to the sounds of.......
birds makin love and.......
and bees, just beeing bees, in the wind....gentle wind, but definately some wind. buzz buzz.....buzzzzzz.....
then i tried to kill some fag with a small pocket knife but...
the stripper said NO thats my husband you cant do that!, until....
i slashed the mutherfukers throat and chopped off her fake tities!! after that i found a badass diamond covered bong so i smoked a shitload of bud so i was trippin out...
and the cops came up to me and asked if i killed this guy, and i was like wait one sec....gave him a hit of my bong and hes like what oh well give me some of that and ur free to go, so i gave him the tinyist bowl ive ever gaven and he was off then i....
got me some cranberry juice but i saw a kangaroo rolling a blunt but he wasn't doing it right...
so i stepped over next to him and was like HEY! but then he kicked me in my head so i was like....
"u ass!" then he started crying and asked me to breast feed his one legged pony...
a small pony....not big...just a small, quaint,....little little pony. with one leg. small pony.....
Just as George Carlin himself crawled like freakin spider-man out from under the single largest purple mushroom in existence
then he shimmied into his batmobile,lit up a big fattie,then proceeded to whip out his cell phone and call......................