When you try to turn your car on with the seat belt on accident.....dumbest thing I've ever done but me and my friends laughed for 10 minutes about it
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When you try to turn your car on with the seat belt on accident.....dumbest thing I've ever done but me and my friends laughed for 10 minutes about it
You know your high when you start playing cops and robbers on bikes in public.
When your drunk friend throws up but you still let him hit the blunt anyways
:wtf:
your driving and you freak out becuase you think you lost your keys.
You know you're high when you start sinking into your mattres :wtf:
You know youre high when you stare at the TV 10 min staight. :stoned:
I deleted the recycle bin on my computer for the second time. Can't remember how I fixed it last time. I must be stoned
you know youre high when you roll another joint...cause you forgot you just rolled the first!
You know you're high when total strangers can take one look at you and know you're stoned.
you know your high when you think you see someone ahead of you, you carry on walking, and realise it was a tree.
You know you're way too high when you're driving down the interstate in the pouring rain, and you realize that had you not been lookin to change the radio station, you never would of thought to turn your wipers on!:D
You guys ALL kick ass for keepin' this thread alive:thumbsup:
Chron say: THANKS!
you know your high when youre watching infomercials at 4 am and they actually make sense
you know your high when you get to work @ mcdonalds and you try to give dude change back and say thanks, but the only thing that comes out is an inaudible, scratchy cottonmouthed jumble of bs.
You know you're high when u put Scarface - Mary Jane on full blast and the first symbols splash feels like the most intense thing ever!
I get that every single time i lie down... just sink and get paranoid to another level!Quote:
Originally Posted by rocknrollnmtlman
You know that ur caned when you havn't heard your heartbeat in your head for aaaages and it suddenly happens!
Soz for the double post.
you know youre high when your friends park the car and you just sit there forever because you cant remember how to open the car door
You know you're high when your spelling is this bad. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by hempplaya
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Originally Posted by Unknownfigure
man that made me laugh
so many countless times hahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Chronisseur
You Know You're High When you wonder why moms everywhere choose Lysol when to normal squares it's no wonder. And if a Woolite Pod commercial somehow makes you think of sex.
You know your high when you are searching for you phone, but it is in the cupholder beside you.
You know you're high when u pack a fresh bowl and loose it, only to stand up and the bowl fall from your lap:pipe:
and when u make spelling errors like meh:stoned:
lmao.too many times!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by BUDZOOR
You know your high when you ask your friend to pass the bong when its on the table right in front of you and he is sitting across the room.but your just too baked to sit up and get it
you know your high when you leave your keys in the car, but also forgot to lock the doors as well
You know your high when you feel everything shaking around you, but then everything goes quiet, so you try to think about what just happened, but you can't really remember it. So you decide to do something else, but can't remember why or what you want to do. So you just say fuck it and light another bowl.
Also, me and my friend were at Mc Donalds and he had bought some fries, and I was blazed out of my mind. Then I noticed I was eating his fries, so i'm like "Shit dude i'm sorry for eating your fries" but then I realized I was still eating them and couldn't stop myself. =]
~Nymphetamine~
hahaha this one time i went to the movies and i forgot which movie i was seeing when i went to get my ticket. Then walked away from the snack bar forgetting to pay.
You know you're high when you and two friends go into McDonalds for chicken selects, then decide that getting 9 eggrolls and three orders of terryaki beef from the chinese place across the street is a much better idea after having random conversations with friends.
You know your high when the stop sign hasent turned green yet.
You know you're high when you start shaking violently, puking, sweating from your palms, and seeing reruns of "The Jefferson's" in your head.
you kno your high when this shit happens
went to go pick up my friend at his house. i just smoked a bong wit 2 of my cuzns and we were hella blazed so we went to go pick up my friend at his house. we sat an chilled and i told him lets head out, so i hopped in the car and we pulled out. we got about a minute away and i noticed that my friend wasnt even on the car! we went back to his house an he was sittin on his porch an i was like, "damn, we forgot about u" LMAO!!!
You know your high when you go to wal mart to get something and get lost and absorbed in how large walmart is and how they have everything you need no matter what the fuck it is..The Walmart Super Center by my house even has a salon in it, a subway, and a starbucks..Then you think wow everything is at a great unbelievable price! Then you feel bad though because you realize Wal-Mart is evil and fucking uses third world nations and child labor to manufacture consumer goods on a large scale for almost nothing and then they sell it cheap and still make millions.. BASTARD MOTHERFUCKERS!
But ya walking in the store and forgetting what you were doing cause you found a buncha cool stuff to mess with instead, like those sample music things at Target. I always push the Steel Caribbean Drums Sample CD button and listen to it while people stare at me..
Sorry for the long post I guess you know you're high when you just keep rambling on until you're totally of subject.. haha:rastasmoke:
You know your high when your alarm has been going off really loud since 12pm and your just now noticing it an hour later.
You know that you're high when you sleep on the kitchen floor at your friend's house.
you know your high when you replace the bong water with egg nog because you love the taste of egg nog
You know your high when there are no more coockies left
You know ur high when u try to cook popcorn in the microwave and it wont work, then u realize u didn't hit start.
You know ur high when halfway through pissing u realize ur pissing in the garbage can.(I can honestly say i have not done this but have come very close)
You know ur high when u see a white van and u start freaking out.
You know ur high when u try to turn on the toaster with a remote.(I've done this once looked like a complete jackass.)
You know ur high when u put a pop can in the oven and don't even realize u did.
You know ur high when u try to turn on the computer but it wont work, so u repeatedly hit the power button and realize the monitor is off.(I've done this many times)
You know ur high when u are watching a paused movie and don't realize until u stare at the clock.(This happened to me, my friends and I went into future shop stoned to watch the movies they show and we were standing there watching the T.V. for about an hour and someone came up and told us the movie was paused, we woulda never found out):D
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Originally Posted by AtomikDan
you know you're high when you think the elderly lady at Whole Foods Market in Union Square said to the cashier "these thunder thighs prevent me from being fly" and find yourself troubled by this information.
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Originally Posted by Chronisseur
done that before. . . .
You know you're high when all your weed is gone
haha
You know you're high when you watch an informercial and you're amazed at what it can do.
"Just look Ian! It can clean crayon stains off of the refridgerator!" Oooooo Ahhhhhhh Wow!