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there is, and the wife tried to get her to maybe get extra for us and what not, chick said she'd have to talk to her BF, and she did, and the BF said no... >.< the only other one known to smoke is this total psycho bitch that i won't even let her be around (this chick doesn't have a screw loose she's missing an entire erector set...) and she doesn't know where to get it anyways... she had to bum off me when i was able to get it.
Sometimes shit just goes like that...I have had some dry times and then *bing* connection
I left he dryer door open over night. I had no idea that my cat had climbed in there and took a nap. The clothes were a little wrinkled since I left them in there. So I tunred the dryer on to get the wrinkles out. Poor cat went tumbling in there.
He has also gotten shut in the oven. In the winter when I get done using the oven I leave the over door open and let the heat warm up the kitchen a little more. When I go back in the kitchen a few hours later I shut the oven door and trapped the cat in there.
You know alot of shit happens to our cat.
My husband was working on the car and drinking a little. He had downed about a six pack and decided to come inside for the night. This was on a Friday. We dont see the cat all weekend. I get a little worried when he dont show up Monday or Tuesday. Tueday evening I told my husband to go outside with me and look for him. I turn the cornor of the house and I can hear him meowing. I look up and he is pawing at the window. Poor cat had been trapped in there for 4 days.
one time i tried to snowboard down my stairs oopsies
i stapled my finger once. ow.
once when i was little i was peeing in the snow, and my crazy neighbor saw and yelled at me to "do that inside"
i snorted adderol. twice. oops!
i smoked a bag that i was supposed to save for my girlfriend bc it was a snow day. now i need to replace it. stupid me!
I left a half pound of weed in New Mexico 5 years ago. Wish I had it now!
oopsie
I'm sure i've done tons of oppsies, but the only one that comes to mind is:
One night when i was maybe 13 or 14, I was in my PJ's and i went to my step sisters room to get somethin, and she was in there with her friend, and they started laughing at me, I found it odd but just grabbed what i went there for then went to my room. Then when I was just aboyut to go to bed, I looked down to see my penis hanging out of my PJ bottoms! OMFG was I so embaressed...
when i was young me and my friends were in2 stealin shit(peddie shit)
well i had a yellow datsun truck
it was dark out and i had a vrc in my hands
i ran thru the dark parking lot
i jumped in2 my truck
this guy is sittin in it just stareing at me
well he had a truck exactly like mine
and he had parked 2 car;s from where i had parked
so i said sorry and jumped out
that' an oooop's 4 damn sure
I was coming home from cadet camp, and i got dropped off at the school, and my house was about 4 blocks away, and I had to talk a crap like a hour ago, so I'm tryin to make it home, it was almost impossible not to go crap in my pants, and then when I'm in the bathroom fumbling with my belt, I just can't hold it anymore...and I did an oppsie in my pants! that sucked, so close, but not close enough :(
oppsie forgot to rate this thread as well :D
It's an excellent thread cause we all have done Oppsies!