The Vending Machine Game

inserts mint condition 1954 Bary Bonds basketball card

Gets a rotting cats leg

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Originally Posted by Billionfold

Out of order.

Inserts last dime to name.

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Gets a blank check oh but wait its stuck and wont fall.

Inserts some kibble and bits

gets a vertically challenged fisherman with a naval piercing

inserts 3 hairs from the local team mascots left nostril

I hate to do this to you beancounter41.
The Straight Dope: Was Mr. Greenjeans Frank Zappa's father?

*gets a tower with a longhaired princess in it*
*inserts hand lotion

*it puts the lotion in the basket*

*inserts will smith*

* machine starts playing theme song from fresh prince of bel air*

*inserts used condom*

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Originally Posted by EmoRebellion

*it puts the lotion in the basket*

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hahaha

*gets out a screaming, drooling, baby*
*inserts eye drops*


(Oh what a trade..)

get's pinkeye...

inserts Dancing Bear...

*gets to be anna nicoles babbys daddy*

*inserts Mr. Peanut*