Whats the most pain youve ever been in?

while skating at a fairly high speed, i 1080'd into a concrete pillar trying to avoid a lady with a pram, tore a bit of my ear and left a nasty indent in my skull behind my ear. my ear essentially got torn because of the force that was forced against it from my skull and the pillar. there was alot of blood, i dont' think i've ever bled that much in my life... oh wait i have, there was the time i got my wisdom teeth out, after i left the dental hospital, i parted my lips abit and blood just started dripping out, i coldn't just spit it out as everything in my mouth was swollen so i had to stream it out kinda like a fountain. my mother nearly threw up when she saw all the blood that was streaming from my lips. i had to regularly "empty" my mouth of blood and saliva 3 times hourly for about 24 hours. the pain was too much, the painkillers didn't help all that well.

but all the stuff i've been through doesn't even compare to the horror stories i've just read. we've got a lot of brave men in here.

I'm clumbsy, but not to a deadly degree like some of you crazies :P
I've never had a big accident so here are some of my small ones


I've stepped on carpet tacks when I was maybe 6, I had my ovary "pop" out of the sac and had to deal with the pain from that, then the surgery at 7 (the joys of being born 2 months early), I got a concussion at 13-14 from tripping while snowboarding down basically an all ice slope, landed on my stomach, pushed my legs back with the board and whacked myself in the head with it, and at 15 i stabbed myself in the wrist with a steak knife on accident so deep that I could see each tendon moving (luckily my tattoo covers the scar) Needed stitched but didn't get 'em cause I had court the next day..Honestly the most painful was stabbing myself in the wrist, + it was the most recent.

When I flipped my truck I was feeling No Pain...

dislocated my shoulder playing football at a party, and i didnt want to go to the hospotal, so about 5 different people tried to pop it back in. then the drunkest guy there said "lemme try it" and did in in one shot. hurt like a motherfucker

I'd like to remind everyone that the starter of this thread, mike23artist, claims to have murdered his neighbors dog simply for barking, and then proceeded to participate in a post where he told with glee how much he enjoys torturing small animals.

Mike, you should know i'm looking for context clues in every post you make as to your location. Once i find it, i'm contacting your neighbor on all sides of your house to see if what you said is the truth. If i strike gold, and find the neighbor in question, i'm going to help them 100% with prosecuting you, and i guarantee you WILL do prison time.


Have a nice day.

Ortho surgery until the morphine

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Originally Posted by Kyrandian

I'd like to remind everyone that the starter of this thread, mike23artist, claims to have murdered his neighbors dog simply for barking, and then proceeded to participate in a post where he told with glee how much he enjoys torturing small animals.

Mike, you should know i'm looking for context clues in every post you make as to your location. Once i find it, i'm contacting your neighbor on all sides of your house to see if what you said is the truth. If i strike gold, and find the neighbor in question, i'm going to help them 100% with prosecuting you, and i guarantee you WILL do prison time.


Have a nice day.

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REAL smooth. You've just told im the master plan so now he's gunner be more careful.

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Originally Posted by daima

the loss of my wife

dai*ma:stoned:

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Oh daima... I'm so sorry for your loss. :(

I can relate- the most pain I've ever been in was when I lost my first son.

Physically- labor, hands down!

I've got three, each over a greater duration

1) Hernia operation. The pain was so bad that I couldn't walk for a week. Doctor gave with Tylenol w/ codeine, which did absolutely nothing. Still gives me sharp phantom pains when I move into semi-awkward positions.

2) Strained lower back. Snowboarding accident during my first season on the slopes. Couldn't walk for a few days. Hurt to walk for a few months. A year later, I thought it was healed.. so I went jogging and my back was shot back to square one.

3) IBS since 7th grade. The cramps feel like my stomach is about to explode. The (4-10 times/day) diarrhea burns like hell (and the burning lasts for a few hours). It's an off and on thing (months on, months off), but when it's on it's every day no matter what I eat or do.

Nothing serious, but enough (combined with major depression since 15) to make me constantly question the worth of living.

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Originally Posted by LIP

REAL smooth. You've just told im the master plan so now he's gunner be more careful.

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Eat me, LIP. Go back to the global warming post and keep getting owned.

I dont know why everyone seems to get in line and obey when you bark orders at people as i've seen you do, but i'm different. I know without a doubt i'm smarter than you, so your little games of intellectual leverage wont get you far with me. Better off not even trying, save yourself some embarrassment.