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Originally Posted by MastaChronic
Don't forget to get your shots. lol:p
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Originally Posted by MastaChronic
Don't forget to get your shots. lol:p
yeah, i dont think id want hermit crabs with rabies, that could be dangerousQuote:
Originally Posted by tootsie roll
on a completely different note
i was at a friends house this morning and they had just gotten this puppy. we got it so baked and this puppy sneaks up o his other dog and bites his nuts, the dog swings around and the pup was still attached to them. omg, his dog does not like that puppy now.
Totally fugly as far as I can see.Quote:
Originally Posted by birdgirl73
That made me very sad.Quote:
Originally Posted by MastaChronic
You all should never do that to a puppy. It is WRONG. NOW look what happened. A bad puppy experience and these puppies are suppposed to be pals for life. Now it may not happen.
It wasn't worth it was it?
PEOPLE...PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE OUT YOUR PETS. IT MAY SEEM FUNNY TO YOU BUT IT ISN'T AND IT'S NOT GOOD FOR THEIR HEALTH. please don't..if you care about sweet innocent animals who only want food love and a bed to sleep. In return, you have a best friend til the day he dies.
do what to a puupy? get it stoned?
it wasnt like we actively trying to get it fried, it was in the room wth us and she didnt seem to mind it at all.
monica lewinsky
wtf?Quote:
Originally Posted by FUNKNUGGET
Hey guys. Heres an article I wrote for an online opinion site. Maybe if you like it i'll put the web address in my sig.
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??I wanna be a policeman!?
??I wanna be a doctor!?
??Fuck that, I??m gonna be a STAR!?
Everyone at one time wanted to be famous in some way, shape, or form. You wanted the opposite sex to swoon over your fine ass while you drink the finest wine or smoke only the finest imports. But, alas, reality sets in and you find that you are destined to be locked in your shitty life with your shitty friends and family. You drink shitty beer while you sit in your shitty apartment. When you turn on your shitty TV, you see all these goofy-ass celebs who have it all, but don??t know what to do with it! They try to stay trendy and on top of their game but all they do is move farther away from the reality that is real life. Occasionally they dawn a different style and try to reinvent themselves. Whether they are successful or not depends on how they are received by the public. There are hits and there are misses. Ever wish you could give career advice and change the way these celebs act and dress? How good can you do? Can you get Ashlee Simpson another record deal? Would you get Britney some panties? Once you get to thinking about it, there is probably a lot of things you would change about some of our national treasures. I give damn good advice and I believe these folks would benefit from my dollar and .02 cents. I??m sure you have a few celebs in mind right now. Here are just a few I found at the lost and found. After I get through setting these straight, I will continue to offer my advice to the stars?..FREE! Stay Tuned!
A.G. ?? booty poppin?? in Texas.
Mel Gibson ?? The Apocalypse is now! Mel??s career popped a few nails off the crucifix when his new movie hit the theatres with decent reviews and ticket sales. Mel by nature is an EXTREME man. He was extreme in Mad Max. He was extremely brave in Braveheart and The Patriot. You could say The Passion was extreme as well. I have found that everyone loves Mel Gibson when he goes to extremes. He wasn??t drunk enough in his last DUI to say those ??extremely anti-semetic? remarks. What Mel needs to do is get grab his crown of thorns, get in his car, drink a fifth of vodka and go looking for the Malibu police to show those fuckin?? a Jews he means business. When he does find them, he needs to match his extreme drunken state with his extreme views and convert them into extreme blows. Mel is ready to fight. Mel is ready to die for his cause. After all, the Jews *are* responsible for all the wars in the world?
Nicole Richie ?? After her bout with Anorexia ??n?? Arkansas, Nicole Richie is burnin?? up the town. Actually, that??s not the only thing Nikki is burning. After getting on the wrong side of the freeway after a long night of partying (it happens to the best of us), Nikki was nabbed for DUI. Nikki admitted to smoking marijuana cigarettes, also known as a joint, and popping a few vicodins. While a night in the slammer isn??t exactly a friendly welcome back to the party life, Nikki is on the right track! With a few tweaks here and there (literally), she will be back on top in no time. Never has Nikki looked hotter than in a cu?uhhh?mugshot. Nikki just needs an ounce of the finest Humbolt Co. has to offer, a few phillies, and holy-roller Paris to roll up her doobs. Get your hot ass behind the wheel of your Escalade with Paris riding shotgun. Find the hottest club with the most paparazzi; step out and blow a big ass cloud as you hand your keys to the valet. Do this and you will be loved forever. And don??t forget to pass that blunt to Paris, she can suck one down, I know, I??ve seen her do it?.
she was born with a silver spoon in her mouth and brought up as a stuborn, ignorant, spoilt, dumb bitch (and she has a flat rack too)Quote:
Originally Posted by MastaChronic
Hotel Hilton.. basicly. She dosnt work for them just born into this very rich family.. they should all be shot imo, rich people are selfish cock suckers, but paris hiltons a selfish cock sucker who dosnt know left from right, dumb bitch lol