The preperations for smoking thread

i have to roll a joint open a window put clothes at the bottom of my door smoke the joint close the window

1. Check to see if mom is away or sleeping
2. Pack Bowl, Get Liter, etc.
3. Then shove a towel under door
4. Open up window
5. Take hits and blow smoke out of the window
6. after every bowl i just chill out my recliner and hang out, and watch tv(or music) for about 5 mins.
7. Then repeat until nessceary
8. then get my window fan and spray some febreze

It works..........

I used to toke in my bathroom before I moved to a different house. I'd wait till mum was in bed, then go in, have a hitter/bowl or whatever I wanted, but only after I turned on the shower. I made a practice of blowing smoke in the shower water, like a reverse bong i guess... and then I'd have the best shower in the world, spaced out and ripped off my can.

Now, I either rip a hitter in my room when no-one's home (and ghost it-don't do that too often) or I'll tell mom I'm going outside to smoke my pipe at night before bed and go on the porch and puff it up.

sit on my couch
pack a bowl from the pill jar next to the bong
pick up the bong off the living room table
pull the lighter out the top of the bong
blaze
suck the ash through
replace lighter
replace bong
replace mind

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Originally Posted by sL1Ck

i use to think that once i got out of the house that it would be the high life 24/7... but college is just as tricky as smokin at home when you live in the dorms

1. sit at my desk and roll up a blunt
2. spray the entire room down with febreeze*the RA lives right across the hall, so my room always has to be smellin legit*
3. walk outside and scout where the least people are walking... this can be tricky because its a college campus, so you always have random ass people strollin by.. so you have to be real legit with stories and actions at all times
4. smoke half the blunt with my buddy, then we relocate, because if someone did narc you out, then the campus security will be lookin for you there
5. re-light the blunt at the new spot
6. clear eyes, axe, mint, wave jacket around and rub out my hair*so much smoke scent gets caught in your hair, always make sure to run your hands through your hair to get the smell out
7. walk past the front desk and strike a little conversation with them so i dont look shady as fuck
8. get up to the room, put the jacket under the bed, change clothes, more febreeze
9. leave the room for a while

For all you guys goin off to school next year, i will tell you that cops have been called on us because 4 of us when out and smoked, then we came back in and sat in the dorm, and some random person walking by the hallway said they smelled the room and it smelled like we were burnin in there... which is fuckin bs, so we got the heads up, and we had to split out the backdoor as cops were commin to check us out.
Whatever you do if they get called, just remember, NEVER EVER EVER EVER answere you door or make noise, they CANT just come into your room, you have to open it. They can only come in if it reeks, but if the door is closed it wont, so if you get caught by suprise, its time to play that silent game

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wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwww

id get soooooooooooo paranoid if i had all that pressure when toking. seriously, its like if you're plannin a murder man!!

umm if im out smoking with other people, i dont really have preperations, i just smoke..buttt if im making a trip out or somewhere where i will be chillin for a while, i usually make sure i have a big cup of ice water or sweet tea with ice, my good spoon or a phat ass bong, some good music, and sour patch kids! best fucking candy ever...my favorite is smoking at my friend becca's apartment cuase she has a record player with grateful dead albums, the best of Cream, tom petty, all sorts of good shit..its fun as hell to listne to that shit while we smoke on her couch

Yeah I agree. At university I would go to my buddy's dorm room when I had a couple hours off or after I was done classes and we would sit in his room, listen to Zeppelin and hit a good sized bong (12-14" tall). We'd blow the smoke out the window and that was that. He might spray some deo. RA lived a couple doors down. Then again I'm in BC, where are you? Weed is pretty socially accepted here.

Here is what i do.

1. Wait for mom to come home.
2. Call mom into bedroom.
3. Pass her the pipe.
4. She hits it then passes it back and says thanks and later

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Originally Posted by NewYork.Stoner

Here is what i do.

1. Wait for mom to come home.
2. Call mom into bedroom.
3. Pass her the pipe.
4. She hits it then passes it back and says thanks and later

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that's bitchin....my mom would be so chill if she toked

man me and my mom are party buddy's its fun as hell , we'll come home shit faced drunk n shit