A list of things to never do stoned

yeah and the thing is with subway its always some weird asian/indian type dude servin you the food so when they ask you all these questions about what you want on you're sandwich is always takes a good 20 mins.. the foods good but the effort you have to go threw.. one time i just asked for the sub of the day in hope that they'll just put in the sandwich the sub of the day but they still asked me all these questions.. ffs.. hows it the sub of the day if they still ask what u want in it? god damn.. next time im in subway im just gonna say to everyone question.. "suprise me"

i tried thinkin of things to never do stoned.. but i couldnt think of anything..

lmao i actually went to subway stoned like 2 days ago. I thought the indian girl was kind of cute. I was blowing kisses at her and then she knew i was high so she gave me half off! I was maddddd happy lmao

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Originally Posted by Purple Banana

Perform neurosurgery on a foreign dignitary's loved one, without any medical training past 9th grade health.

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HAHAHAHAHA that made me laugh thanks :D

Never ever go walking in the woods in the cascades stoned because you will be convinced that every little sound is a BEAR. Even a chipmuck sounds like a bear when you're stoned. :D

go to traffic court
talk to your grandma on the phone
turn on the stove (you'll forget its on and burn the house down)
go on an aimless drive (you'll get lost)
slice watermelon with a big knife
play with big knives or anything sharp or lethal
write an essay
go to the grocery store (you'll buy ALL the food)
work a sewing machine
jump rope (i have experience with this. loss of coordination + moving ropes = skinned knees)
drive recklessly

Never attempt to bring your sandwich from Mcdonalds back to life by gathering enough meat from the sandwiches to make an intricate sculpture of a cow and placing it on the top of a lightning rod during a thunderstorm, especially if you are doing this in a psychotic attempt to bring the dead back to life so that you can eventually build an army of enchanced cybernetic zombies and take over the 9th dimension.


lol sorry....I'm REALLY baked tonight...

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Originally Posted by Lethal G

Never attempt to bring your sandwich from Mcdonalds back to life by gathering enough meat from the sandwiches to make an intricate sculpture of a cow and placing it on the top of a lightning rod during a thunderstorm, especially if you are doing this in a psychotic attempt to bring the dead back to life so that you can eventually build an army of enchanced cybernetic zombies and take over the 9th dimension.


lol sorry....I'm REALLY baked tonight...

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wow...you're like...the god of going off on a tangent.... :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by hello3pat

Watch a realy scary horror movie.

cook greasy foods

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But it's great.

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Originally Posted by Skink

walk into a tree...

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Oh :(

I've done it... well i ran...

I'd just got done smoking with my mate and for some reason we was running down the side of a road.. and i looked to my right, and as i turned round BANG, smashed into a tree, just stood theyre for a second and i was so shocked i just slid down the treee... cut all my face open, when i went home my mum thought i'd been attacked lol, my left eye swelled shut.

That was when i was 12 oe 13 ... those were the days...

Then the week after that a mate did a drawing of a stick man runnning and a tree... he labled the stick man "Idiot" and the tree "Tree"


I think the hardest thing about that was shaving afterwards... every time i did a stroke of my razor i'd cut the scab... and it'd just bleed again... took like 2 months for it to heal lol.
And underneath he put " What happens next"

I guess im lucky i didnt get any real lasting scars

rofl.

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Originally Posted by Lethal G

Never attempt to bring your sandwich from Mcdonalds back to life by gathering enough meat from the sandwiches to make an intricate sculpture of a cow and placing it on the top of a lightning rod during a thunderstorm, especially if you are doing this in a psychotic attempt to bring the dead back to life so that you can eventually build an army of enchanced cybernetic zombies and take over the 9th dimension.


lol sorry....I'm REALLY baked tonight...

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HAHAHAHAHAHA that cracked, me up :D EWWW I bet PETA would love a hamburger patty cow sculpture.

Being "baked" its a good thing :)

Martha Stewart of Marijuana.

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Originally Posted by twist n shout

Stash your weed & expect to find it later.That is if your as spaced as I usually am.

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my brother did that he put a joint under this cone thing in his room and the best part about it was when we were dry we found it and had a great time

also i have been taking all of my finals this last week completly fucked up on weed and painkillers because i just broke my toe:(