jacking off in random places

"It all sounds like fun, love, but don't be alarmed....when the waiter returns and spills jizz on your arm"

Wow my face hurts so much from smiling...ahhh masturbation jokes..*sigh*

hahaa back in grade 8 mme and my friend were bored in science class so we spent the whole class writing down new euphenisms for getting off....."Juicing the carrot, rolling the dough, buttering the bread, etc."....Omg I'm gonna start a thread about this right now.

hahahha i'll be posting in THAT!

K, the thread is up, love.

once i jizzed on a house's doorknob....heh

Thats kinda fucked.

haha i cant believe this thread resurfaced

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Originally Posted by NightProwler

for thanksgiving, when we were on an 8 hour car trip i was considering jacking off under my coat but decided against it. i dont think there would be anything more imbarrasing than being cought by my parents jacking off in the car with them in it.

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Ive done that, 12 hour car ride.



Ive been caught by my parents a few times, its not that bad

i jacked off in this girls mouth before but it wasnt really jacking off cuz she was using her mouth:jointsmile: