If you were the last person on earth, what would you do?

I would first be sad for those I loved.
I would then be glad for those I despised.
I would feel alone.
I would find food and shelter, while I protect the 2 or 3 seeds I found in my last bag of awesome dro.
I would first devote my life to building a large marijuana and potato farm (I hope I can find a potato to plant) so I can survive.
I would then devote my life to figuring out what happened.
I would masterbate.... alot.

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Originally Posted by DannyMan

Well sir, you hit a fine point.

After visualizing what you said, it kind of made me feel like actually doing that! It would be one hell of an adventure! It would become very depressing without humans for sure, but hey, nobody mentioned animals? I could keep happy with furry little friends.


Nothing wrong with a lil fun with the lil furry friends, right?

Besides, after trying several types of animals, perhaps you'd find one that would give birth to an actual intelligent creature.

Someone please enlight us on this matter and try it yourself!!

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thats pretty dang sick

after years of research we still have no report from the rednecks as to whether or not humans can crossbreed with sheep

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Originally Posted by MastaChronic

^ after years of research we still have no report from the rednecks as to whether or not humans can crossbreed with sheep

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Can we really trust the redneck's datas, though?

i dont know, why doesnt someone stick their dick in a sheep and find out? *not it*

what makes this tread scary ,is that it could really happin
first id go up in2 the mountains
and get my self squared away
u know
food clothing a few tuff trucks
seeds of all kinds, weapons ,basicaly 4 food
i aslo would have animals around me 4 company
i am a very soitary person ,so i dont know how long id b ok with out human contact
then get me a big grow goin
and then try and enjoy the life id made 4 myself

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Originally Posted by invoke

Buddy, make sure you pimp out your boots with little jingle bells on the toes... who doesn't wanna hear that while they're stomping someone's head in?

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Bells aswell then, If there is anyone left I want them to here me stoppin on this rapists head. I hope you weren't serious when you said that mega!:cursing: Because if you were, you'd better watch your back, coz buddies after you with his pimped out DMs.If you were trying to be funny, I suggest you grow a sense of humour! I hope I speak for all here, that shit you just spouted aint wanted here!

Peace

Buddy

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Originally Posted by MegaOctane12

Rape my nextdoor neighbour

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Well seeing as there would be no purpose after awhile, I would try to survive like everyone else, but I think my mind would be too fucked for my own good, so I'd go onto the internet and look at some old websites and go to a chemical plant and try to make some crazy little pipe bombs or something.

Which, in turn, I'd most likely blow myself up.

Has anyone ever took into consideration that the worldly possessions we all desire have been influenced by another human? What'd be the point of a Lamborghini if not to attract a member of the opposite sex? For that matter, what's the point for anything if it were not to attract a member of the opposite sex?

If everyone evaporated from the planet and I was left alone here on this vast Earth, I would desire nothing. I wouldn't even desire death. Essentially, I've already died. A man with no desires does not suffer life, because he has already passed. And that is precisely why the dead idolize no one.

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Originally Posted by buddymyfriend

After id had my fun with my marmite and tokin on queen liz's throne I'd kick this guys ass:thumbsup:

Peace

Buddy

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Oh really, you would kick my ass.. what a hard man, I'm literally shitting myself scared. Want to follow through with that in person, I think not


shut the fuck up