u know ur a stoner when...*game*

u know ur a stoner when u spend half the day on a site deditcated to bud...and the otehr half sleeping..

u know your a stoner when u got the munchies and an hour later your 2 full 2 get up

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Originally Posted by smokey

u know your a stoner when u lose your lighter check your pockets n the house then find it in the 1st pocket u checked :D:D

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Thas just so normal of stoners. But I try and keep track of everything.

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Originally Posted by Big Haze

you know your a stoner when you have weed for breakfast,brunch/lunch, and dinner.

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Thas meeeeee

You know your a stoner when you have bills to pay, you get some money, but the first thing you buy is a phat baggy to smoke while figuring out which bill is the most important.. I thinks we know which bill is more important don't we stoners...The electric bill of course to ensure the vaporizer will still work and the grrls cycle isn't disturbed!

you know your a stoner when you pass out as soon as u lay down

you know your a stoner when you have a four-foot hookah in your living-room

A 4" hooka in my living room? I like my prostitutes a little taller than 4"!

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Originally Posted by orangeman

You know your a stoner if you dont get high off of a whole lid and the rest of your friends are high as hell like the guy off of Cheech and Chong.

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hey man....man.....this aint weed maaan.

You know youre a stoner when you wake up the next morning and you find a burned hole in your shorts... again *shakes head*

you know your a stoner when you can spend an hour in a headshop and not buy anything:rasta:

You know you're a stoner whenever you base your paycheck on how much weed the money could be used for.

*Gets a check for 150 dollars from work*
*Instantly remembers that 150 dollars woulds get you an ounce of good mids or a half ounce of KB*
*Fantasized about smoking*