longest drought in between having sex?

40 years.

^ Good God!

lost my virginity at 18 then went 9 months without. Was like some horrible form of torture. Finally found out how good it was then couldn't get any.

just over a month now and counting........

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Originally Posted by hammertime

not having sex sucks complete ass...............i cant even remember how to have sex anymore. the next chic i get with im gonna be like where? i stick it in there?.........are you sure?

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lmao i hear that

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Originally Posted by budzy malone

Most of the stoners I have ever known are way to lazy to have sex. That's way to much exercise for me. I shouldn't generalize you know, all sorts of people smoke pot so I'll give you my low-down on pot & sex:
"Its sort of one or the other but NOT both" - yea I know both is EVEN better, but I tell ya when I'm smokin "da kind" the buzz is all spiritual and like in my head - let alone my cock. I don't think it would get hard even if I tried. I'm not accusing you'all of being liers but JACK POT got its name from somewhere:stoned:

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I think You are absolutly right, I am always down to screw, except for when I am high,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=305vR...elated&search=

4 months

The longest since we were married has been four weeks when my husband was in London and then Berlin for conferences. That was rough.

YES! After a month or so of no sex (since my last post in this thread actually), my ex is coming to sleep over tomorrow and we're gonna fuck.
I've been working out and stopped smoking/drinking for a bit so it's gonna be a fuckfest.
Sweet.
But if she sees my new female friend on my phone she'll get pissed and leave me blue.

....dewd... I'm sucha loser...
I haven't had sex.. in over a year and a half... and.. i'm still going... darn.

We don't much get busy during the week. Work....stress....work.....stress.blah blah blah. But the weekends are good and we more then make up for it. :D hmmmm,,,maybe he'll get some tonight. hehheehee...then tomorrow.

Speaking of weekends and sex. Is this weird or what. Everytime and I mean EVERYTIME I need to run an errand on the weekends, once I get my clothes on and ready to go, he has to go at it. I tell him it's like being marked.
So guys...................what's with that?:confused:

Hey, Toots! My husband and I have had a record-breaking week. It's been fun, and it's kept me from brooding about my sister being so sick.

That's funny about your husband when you get set to run an errand. That's exactly what he's doing is marking you. He's putting his scent on you. Planting his seed so, figuratively, you're "impregnated" and not receptive to others. Sounds like a very masculine and sexily primitive way to let the outside world know you belong to him. My husband has been known to do that same thing, particularly if he thinks I'm about to be out associating or interacting with other men who might be intriguing. He's done that before Christmas parties on more than one occasion. Funny!