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Smokey Girl,
It's OK, if they don"t belive you.Maybe it's lack of experience.
I had a girlfriend who was an arobics instructor. She knew just how to tilt herself to achive that kind of orgasam. I just had to lay thare, as she would also take care of me, with no effert on my part.
Please Smokey Girl, don't listen to them!
I dunno about this... I kinda got the image of the Brainbug from Starship Troopers giving me a blow job, and it made me, very, very, uneasy. Blah.
LoL.Quote:
Originally Posted by gill145
I get the image of ALIEN, when the mother Alien is having sex with sigourney weaver in this giant throbbing womb-like mess of tentacles and mucus.
:p
Ew.
Just ew.
That's disgusting.
I have 9 inch penis lets find out if you orgasm still works.........i gotta boner just thinking about giving a woman an orgasm that good.
Yeah, gonna have to call shens on that story. It might have been great sex, sure, but a guy rippin past a girl's cervix is a story that should involve the emergency room, sorry.
However, it did make me recall one time where I was having sex with this red-headed pixy, I swear the girl was 4'10", she was a friend of a girl I had just broken up with - yes it was a vindictive fuck. Anyway, I was almost to the uhh, launch, and it felt like something in her grabbed the tip of me. Poor girl squirted who know's what all over my room-mates couch (muahahah). She was so embarrassed, she threw on her clothes and left within minutes, never speaking to me again.
And yes, before anyone asks, the carpet did indeed match the curtains. Heh.
Whats with everyone having some foot long penis in this forum! :(
Me and my old 7 incher are going to go and find some easily satisified woman, no wogasm for me. :confused:
lol jake . Good point. The key to having a good sex relationship is communicating. Say I like it here , he says I like when you do that with your mouth.etc.... lol Thumbs up smokey girl , what its all about
i think its just me, but the idea of porking a womb, not so cool...
but to each his own, as least your not crappin on each other, thats really NOT cool
You fucking pervert. Your gunna get run over by an 18 wheeler if you think things like that. Karma will sort you out.Quote:
Originally Posted by hammertime