smoking pet peeves

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Originally Posted by BongZoola

People who dont want to smoke when you do(lightweights).

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yeah I honestly wonder if a couple of my friends ever get high. Because one guy in particular is alot bigger than me and he started smoking before I did and still he takes 2-3 TINY hits and he starts sayin he's higher than everyone else.

*When somebody blows into the bowl (losing the weed)
*when somebody takes a MASSIVE hit off of your bowl pack
*when somebody starts to talk on and on and laughes WAY too much and pretty much just overdoes the whole idea of being "high"
*when somebody asks you to smoke, when your the only one with weed. ( i mean yea, i'll smoke everybody up, but its just rude to ask somebody to please smoke their weed with you

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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou

I have a few pet peeves.

-People who hold a joint, and have a whole conversation with someone, letting half the joint burn away. I have met people who couldn't wait to get that joint, and when it finally does come to them, they take a toke, then talk for 5 fucking minutes. Toke, pass, then talk.

-Stingy smokers. I can understand some people have hookups that are pricey or unreliable, or lack of funds, but if you ask for some hoots, I smoke you up with a nice joint and all you do in return is give me one small pipe rip of yours, or nothing at all, then I get pissed off and cut you out of the circle. Especially when I have only an 1/8, they have a 1/4, and they can't even match what everyone else puts it.

-"Baptizing" the joint. That means after rolling one, they lick and slobber over the entire joint. Soaking it with their spit then me smoking it. No thanks. I came to smoke weed, not lick the inside of your mouth out. :p

That's all really. Nothing major and they are just common curtiousy.

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yeah i hate that too, and ou cant interupt them to ask for the joint cuz there in the middle of the story. so many people are such moochers, ive never met one stoner whose offered me to smoke after i've offered to smoke them out and have somked them out. that really bothers me the most. weed isnt cheap mother fuckers. of course they'd know that because their sorry ass cant afford to buy their own and leech off me. :mad: why are people such assholes, i swear to god, the next peron i smoke out better have the common courtesy to offer me back or pay for food.
ive even had to ask these people can i smoke your weed, they've said yes but i stil have seen a dime of their stash. so fucking selfish.
fucking people piss me off! i just dont bother with these people anymore, which is most people ive smoked with.

and who ever said pass the joint and dont tell no story while blazing is a good idea, i think im going to do that next time. then if you interupt them in the middle you wont seem like a big asshole because you've already warned them before

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Originally Posted by tendonut

"The person that has to analyze why everyone smokes weed while steady denying their own issues."


lol please explain the story where that originates from.

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Basically, if you smoke with me, we're chilling. If you got something on your chest you need to talk about or need some advice, I'm all ears. But I don't purposely look to 'mind fuck' people and dislike those that do.

For instance...you can be the worlds biggest slacker and no ambition in life. I'm not going to smoke you out and rag on you. We're going to smoke and chill. Maybe at another time, if I think I can help, I might say something.

The worst possible thing is when your friends don`t understand proper pot smoking etiquette. Even if your the one with the stash, you know one day it`s not gonna be the case and you might be dry so you smoke up your friends as long as they smoke you back. It`s when people are always hanging around looking for free tokes and expecting you to pay all the time that I start to get pissy.

i forgot one.

i hate when people ask me if im high. yes im high, leave me alone.

There is this girl I have been running around with, and she always talks about how good her green is, and when we toke, how i need to learn how to roll. When i finally got her to "teach me" the monster she produced was not smokeable. and she has yet to bring any herb over. This my friends makes me very upset.

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Originally Posted by crudemood

yeah i hate that too, and ou cant interupt them to ask for the joint cuz there in the middle of the story. so many people are such moochers, ive never met one stoner whose offered me to smoke after i've offered to smoke them out and have somked them out. that really bothers me the most. weed isnt cheap mother fuckers. of course they'd know that because their sorry ass cant afford to buy their own and leech off me. :mad: why are people such assholes, i swear to god, the next peron i smoke out better have the common courtesy to offer me back or pay for food.
ive even had to ask these people can i smoke your weed, they've said yes but i stil have seen a dime of their stash. so fucking selfish.
fucking people piss me off! i just dont bother with these people anymore, which is most people ive smoked with.

and who ever said pass the joint and dont tell no story while blazing is a good idea, i think im going to do that next time. then if you interupt them in the middle you wont seem like a big asshole because you've already warned them before

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Ha ha! That was funny. :thumbsup:

Calm down, it's only a discussion. :p

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Originally Posted by Skrappie

There is this girl I have been running around with, and she always talks about how good her green is, and when we toke, how i need to learn how to roll. When i finally got her to "teach me" the monster she produced was not smokeable. and she has yet to bring any herb over. This my friends makes me very upset.

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Ahhh yes, the Phantom Expert. Always good for a chuckle...skills no where to be found. Knew a kid like that in college, always ragged on my blunts. So we were in a cipher and I was rolling (no one else complained, mind you) and he started up. So I told him to roll. The damn thing had more rips and tears in it than the streets of L.A. after an earthquake. I learned the best way to deal with people like that is to let them embarass themselves.

I'd blow her off, but i moved to a new town, and shes from my old one, drives down to see me and has always put. classes start Aug 17th:thumbsup: