erections

wow, how provocative, i'm gettin all HOT now...

shut up bitches :rasta:

think of the most horrid ugly person you have ever seen.. then picture them on top of you.. you see thier whole ugly body and its just sick.. that will cut the tree down.. lol

err yeah whats with the boners in math class.. i got that alot..its strange.. its like math is some secret sexual language and it turns most guys on without even knowin it... lol

I was on a semi-date on monday with a friend of a friend, and she's pretty cute. We were talking and it got out that she smoked, s oi state that i do too. She's like I'm all dry right now, so I pull out my tylenol holder and pull out a J, but I say first that I get pretty randy from them and I apologize in advance for doing anything too forward (I'm pretty slow when it comes to physical stuff, a gentleman as it were). So about 5-10 minutes afterward, when i'm really starting to feel the hits, I pitch a nice tent cause I was rubbing her leg and it felt so nice haha, we both had a laugh about it and started making out before I had to leave (she had work early and I was already late leaving :P )

yea see thats the problem of sorts isnt it cant get a girl and dont kno enough people around here to just show up at a party get drunk and hi and get laid who knows maybe ill die a virgin

yea...im ok wth gays/lesbians etc, but im personally straight...jacking off in front of each other is kind of....odd?

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Originally Posted by Kwali

Friends jerking off in front of each other? Thats pretty gay

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word :smokin:

I get wood all the time after smoking weed.

Thing is I also get it when I wake up, go for a walk, stand in a lift, go shopping, stretch my legs on a long journey, answer the door, finish my breakfast or get in the shower.

So I wouldn't really worry about it ;)

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Originally Posted by Jake Martinez

Yeah...fuck you. That is seriously bad and painful device.

And what's a wank among friends? My friends wank every time we get stoned right in front of each other (I don't count myself, since I'm bi). Next time it happens tell your friends you're going for a wank, grab some tissues and sit on the toilet until you can rub one out.

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Dude....are you serious? cuz if you are, that was REALLY gay.

I think the answer is hidden in prior posts.....

Next time you toke up...think of jake watching his mates jerkin off and him holding the klennex box for them!

If you still get a boner while smoking....go party with jake!

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Originally Posted by Jake Martinez

Yeah...fuck you. That is seriously bad and painful device.

And what's a wank among friends? My friends wank every time we get stoned right in front of each other (I don't count myself, since I'm bi). Next time it happens tell your friends you're going for a wank, grab some tissues and sit on the toilet until you can rub one out.

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That is quite possibly the grossest thing i have ever read. I cant imagine the wierd fassion show smoke sessions you have with your friends. And how do you even put your mouth on a bowl? I would be so disgusted by the possibility of a liquid other than spit on the mouth pice that smoking would be impossible.

Sounds like a conditioned response to smoking on a hard glass bowl(talking to thread starter)