Good stoner jobs

Get a job with the government, you dont have to do shit!

i dont do anything but go to the beach, skate some hills, and get baked
great job

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Originally Posted by Fez4Prez

I have BY FAR the best stoner job. i am a lifeguard at a apartment complex. I would say that on an average week i do about 5% work and 95% laying on a lounge chair reading, listening to the radio, and doing nothing. THE POOL IS ONLY 6 feet deep in the deepest part, and no one goes to the pool at the most maybe 10-15 on a good day. The GF doesnt want me to smoke while working, but i could only imagine how sweet it would be

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Dude smoke on tht job

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Originally Posted by cushy

i win. lifeguard at an outdoor pool.

chill all day get a tan, or sit under an umbrella...put some mirrored aviators on and I just stare at chicks all day

plus if it gets really hot i jump in the pool

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at our local pool they give drug tests, because if someone drowned, there'd be a lawsuit if the lifeguards tested positive for drugs.

on another note, my job is telemarketing. i started at $9 an hour, and now i make 9.75. I also get paid vacation and sick days, and i'm only 17:thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by Mrs.WeedChick

Small Headshop / Record stores' only employee. It was cool back in the day. Smokin' with the local glass vendors and buying shit from hippies out of vans. Oh' well it was great while it lasted! R.I.P. Music-X-Change :(

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Hey! Did I sell u some Tye-Dye's once apon a time,Really...I think we (My girlfriend and I) did!!!
Best stoner job...Being a guinea pig for UVM in Burlington Vt. (Smokers Study for the pharmacolagy Dept.) sit listen to music for 4 hours a day,three days a week no cigs,to see how badly you jonesed for nicitone...10 weeks...$4300! Now thats a stoner job!!

Honestly. three best jobs are

1. Lifeguarding for 10 an hour. do nothing get stoned all the time.
2. Pizza delivery guy for 20 a night for gas (keep whatever you dont spend on gas) plus 5 per pie plus tips at a local pizza shop
3. Record/head shop employee would rule but theres no headshops or chill record shops that close to me so i havent tried that one yet

My best stoner job was Penny Arcade Attendant...

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Originally Posted by Billionfold

Online gambling moderator :D.

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that sounds like the perfect job for me right now im working for a landscaping company and hating it how do i go about getting to be an online gambling moderator lmk best stoner job i had was bouncer in an after hours club free alcahol and could blaze anytime i wanted also worked at a newstand on a college campus used to go in high everyday and watch the college girls pass by sweet peace

life guard? like at some stupid pool where kids are always peeing in the water? screw that. Go big or go home. Get a job as a river guide. (or as a driver for a raft company). As a guide you get to run a river everyday with a new crew of characters. As a driver you drop people off, and then go chill out at the river until they float up at the take-out.

It's like being a life guard, except it's way, way better.

Pool Concession stand

the pay is shit 5.15$

but i dont do shit just sit there and watch my co workers work

and i can eat what ever i want