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I once walked in the woman's restroom in a fastfood joint. I immediately know what I did and saw a woman washing her hands in the sink. I just lowered my head and said a Sorry and walked out and went into the right bathroom. Man, I smoked a lot that day though.
My friend has the memory of a fish when he isn't high. So you can imagine what its like when he is!
I was once showing him the final mission in GTA Vice City, because he never got that far and wanted to see it.
Him: Where's the black dude?
Me: Lance? He's there.
Him: No, I mean the cop!
Me: This is Vice City, not San Andreas you fucking idiot!
Memory of a fish... lol...
me and cuple of m8s stade in tent and were i was liying abuv me was a piece of string and after staring at it for 10 minits my frends wispers to me
THAT STRING IS A SECRET CAMRA WATCHING URE EVERY MOVE
i shit me self and started to panic then i grabed the lighter and burnet it of but the plasic shit was driping all over me
the next day i had plasic stuck to my skin all over my hands lol:D
i have punch a whole window out by mistake when i was high
i got a one night stand girl pregnant cuz i was too fucked up to use a glove.
i got taught a valuable lesson that night.
One timewhen i was with both my stoner cousins, while my 8 year old cuz was sleepin, lol.... one of my cuz's rolled a J, at this point i was already drunk out of my MIND. So i smoked most of the first spliff, he rolled a second lol. so yea, im tokin and soo drunk, then the weed starts kickin in hehe, im there in the kitchen, starin at my cuz's funny clock, then i come back in, the joint went out, and i was totally freaked out by this. Then i passed it to the other cuz who was sitin next to me on the sofa/couch. Then i pass it to him and just shrug my shoulders, he relits it and starts smokin it lol. then i had to go kitchen cuz i cud'nt stop laughing. then when i came back in i came in with a box of ceral, i then started gettin very dizzy and passed out on the couch lol. :thumbsup:
walking around a walgreens for 1/2 an hour looking for tissues, for my friends mom
3 of us, walked down every aisle 5 times besides 1, wouldn't think tissues would be next to detergent and raid
ha
i lost the key to the safe that i kept my weed in. after i put the bud back in. i had to pick the fucker from that point on. nail clipper (end to clean the dirt out of) bobby pin and thin screwdriver does the trick
made a molotov cocktail and threw it into the middle of the street.
lost my weed numerous times
lost my remote numerous times
lost my lighter numerous times
threw a roach into a pile of dry leaves... extinguished it with a cup of water
launched a firecracker rocket thing at a friends house and had it land in a bush... that motherfucker lit up and scorched the tree, i put it out like a g with the garden hose.
spent an hour looking for my friends hat only to find that it was on my head
and lastly
fell asleep
Dude, wtf are on you on about. iv never stabed someone before because i was high. wtf, how did THAT remind you of me? haha, pretty strange of you bill ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by rastabill89