The Daily Confessional

i have a ged and a lil college like 3 credits and i make more money then some people with college degrees.

i am not educated but very wise
i rule with an iron fist and a heart of gold.

i shave my nuts cuz i dont like hair.

sometimes i wanna join al-queda

i read the qu'ran/koran just for the hell of it. i also read The Book Of the Dead and The Jefferson Bible. i like religious texts, even though im not religious

I've stolen atleast a couple hundred bucks in makeup, under-things, and cold meds/sleeping meds in the last two weeks -cringe-

I haven't shaved my legs in like, three weeks.
I go running in the middle of the night for the fuck of it.
I listen to Ashlee Simpson
I hate some of my best friends.

i smoke pot:smokin:

I've been 19 years old for 11 years.

whoa this is a crazy weird thread. ummmm i havent stolen a thing since i was 18, *claps*
spend way too much money on bud and beer. really need my teeth bleached, godaym sodas!!! i have a horrible cracking nuckles 24/7 and now i have carpal tunnel and arthritis and i pop my back alot. i dont call my parents enough and i pissed during the middle of the night 8 times the other nite!!! fukn beer.

I go for walks at 3 am, sometimes hoping ill get robbed

I drink milk from the bottle

i took a leak on the door handles of someones car once, it was an SUV i hate those

i feel awkward talking to most of my friends parents, and older people in general, I feel like they always think im the one who gets their kids in trouble

i think sex is overrated

i play video games for long periods of time without moving from the seat, it gives me headaches and makes my eyes more bloodshot than if i smoked pot

I think something or someone was covered up on 9/11

I go to college, but i dont try even 15% as hard as i could, i spend about 1 hour a week studying, mabye 5 actually doing work

if i could i would severely hurt every racist, homophobe and sexist person\

i dont like hats very much

I hate emo kids and scenesters, i think they are full of themselves douchebags but i must admit, i think the girls are kinda cute

at my old house, when my cat used to throw up or hairball in my room, i didnt care enough to clean it up ( i lived in a basement with concrete floors)

today at work, we had a carton of milk with the clumps in it so i hid it in the back of one of the fridges. I waited until a scenster came in (we get anywhere from 2 - 8 on any given day) and when he ordered a vanilla latte extra foam i used the clumpy milk. do i feel bad? sort of:upsidedow

ever since my boyfriend and i broke up, i can't think of having sex with anyone else or even myself, the thought makes me sick to my stomach.

God v2.0, I'm 21... I'll be 22 on March 24.

Here's another confessional.. I've had a bag of garbage sitting beside my front door for a week because I'm too lazy to take it out to the dumpster. :)