Weird things people say at the wrong time.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fengzi
"It's hard to leave when you can't find the door"
LOL, I stand corrected. It was an exciting couple of months :p The thing is, she actually did scare me off. Every guy thinks he wants to date a girl like this but when I say she was a nympho I mean she was the textbook definition of nymphomaniac. Remember that "how kinky are you" test that was going around a while back. This girl would have been off the chart. I mean this wasn't a healthy understanding of her sexuality, she had some real issues.
forgot to mention almost every guy has problems keeping their woman they have now satisified, not to mention a chick who wants that totall all out sex that ends up in you being tired and every muscle hurts like you spent 4 hours at the gym... only for her to smoke a cigarette and turn and say "lets do it again" i can safely say... i'd never want to be with a nympho... yea, definately fuck all that shit..
Weird things people say at the wrong time.
Quote:
Originally Posted by friendowl
i was 19 and fucking my neighbors mom who is 37.
she came over and we did our thing.
after we were done i felt weird.she was too old.nothing to talk about.
i didnt know how to get her to leave.
i asked her if she wanted to go for a walk to 7-11.
she said yes and when we got to the door i walked her outside then told her it would be better if she went by herself.
LMAO
Weird things people say at the wrong time.
What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!
We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was
supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the
weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches
you promised me last night?"
Not only did HE have to leave the set,--but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!
Weird things people say at the wrong time.
Quote:
Originally Posted by BloodyRedBarron
What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!
We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was
supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the
weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches
you promised me last night?"
Not only did HE have to leave the set,--but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!
LOL.
when you first said "what happens when you predict "snow" but don't get any" I thought you were on about something else. haha
Weird things people say at the wrong time.
Quote:
Originally Posted by andruejaysin
I went out with a girl who talked with a Brooklyn accent, which was weird, because she lived in Kansas her whole life. But anyway, we were having anal sex, and she obviously wasn't into it. I ask her what was the matter, and she says "It hoits" I started laughing, and couldn't stop. Good weed, I guess.
AHAHAHA
Weird things people say at the wrong time.
lol....bit
for example if a girl calls me in the morning (4,5,6 am!) and if she tells me her problems
i am not love doctor!....lol
