Dumb things you did while you were a noob

haha.. the lady looked at u like u were retarded..

"wait.. a double means i get two?"

i once tried to roll a joint with computer paper lol

once i accidentally swallowed a bunch of smoke and ended up burping it all out in a wendy's...

me and my friend used to drive like 20 miles out of town, then up dirt roads, then we would get out of the car, and walk like 1/2 a mile to safely smoke.

lmao

things i did when i was a noob? im a noob now :(

prob just smoking and trying to order food at micky D's alwyas seem to have a communication error there...course im not a noob and that still happens i just end up driving to the window

You guys have gotta hear this one.... ok so it was my first time and i had a nice sized bud of purple haze... me n a buddy went to the top of my garage and smoke 4 bowls out of a aluminum foil pipe.. afterwards we decided to ride our bikes up to his house. I live on a kinda busy street and he rode straight down my driveway without stoping and right into the street. A fuckin neon slams the brakes and nails his ass..HAHA it was some funny shit. the whole time I was yelling for him to stop. The guy got out of the car and was all freaked out and shit.. my buddy was like im fine im fine. so we rode up to his house and his rim on the bike was bent to hell...... OH funny times

hahahah my friend smoked computer paper wrapped up and taped together with nothing inside a couple years ago.

Once I was with my friend and we decided to stop halfway through a bowl, so he poured water on it. Dumbass.

I got so baked i forgot to wear a condom, now i've got a kid :(